h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In this word,the sound likes mimic to say to know.This means things.That is why there was a barret house of fold to breakfast diet jazz rhyme to animal mass choas of music as a whole,but your now known as a madman who thinks there is words of the self off the shelf as commentator is "real person"prime minister calling..,this means things,why you are at"open university".This how I have just spent four years,these things marked time,in three days a week recording.One who joined us,"Bill"has been a type said as a form of recluse,unable of much conversation and always lining drawing pictures of a symbolic" abstract""structure shape solids"art.He later became "proffessed"(William Blake,Tiger Tyger,EH Gombrich)to contiuned "hunting"of a single mimic of "word"in Time & Space as "call you on the phone to let you know I will come round at eight O"clock"and then announcing"see you thursday"at every "interval"pattern of"monday,sunday and thursdays".(aligned to Zietgiest ghost of reading is speaking isnt aint it no)This later emmantal of"taxing prohibitives"which I was then allayed to word to have to BE at this thought to vent and say "please Bill do not keep ordering say as I think it is actualizing some form of immidiate as a total direct of everytime you call where what day or time is"when you know you then say you always show up at that time,common meeting place of "eight o"clocks".This how then along the way we had never and never mentioned use of any word to what it is we were "doing".So there wasnt any idea of such things as "musics"at all,or the idea of how to use anything to do with this or that,yet voice talk mimic assumed without noteing difference that we were sometimes singing in sounds as well as plain rhyme "talking".This so, as we went along we collected other vocalists who then are seamed as if the word is trying to assume it is a "piece like a rune dust symbol"that it once knew was "attacho"connected in same moment of time as near the staff think thing the"paper".This how is not assumed the same as voice said word say or anything to do with ozone breeze winds of words as "symbol"in symbol is written word of terms on computers as paper is not the grain of shape of what is assumed one type tile of digit form note to make line or curve of what reading is symbol,which no one knows.This how then appears in packet roker quick of how you see this thinks they "are singing words they wrote from there lyrics"not even a second.This how I then swapped a"PEAVY"small combo amp I had used with"A Roland MV40 music studio"thru ,without a keyboard,that had floppy discs that had"list programmes of songs"that they would relay from simple insertion and nothing else.We wrote one and saved it by dialling like a telephone about two minutes of complex sounds you cannot HEAR of until compleated and they ran rather nicely and actually collided to an idea of a large decompression cycle as alike a car comming to a long hault after a long drive the "end"type of train shunt.This how I swapped the amp for a very old Bass that has no ital or idea of where it is from,but it wouldnt respond through a late seventies Carlsborough amp,or thru the studio,we search the wiring and filmed this using old Sanyo video cameras and punch lines from forgotten or unheard Charlie Chaplin comedys.The pick-up is a large single mash carbon looking pole and is o-k at very low volume but cannot hold thru perferation as breaks down and almost throws speakers out of the window.This what assumes(.../has been heard of before../.) has been said,so then taking to be repaired at a guitar workshop the question was asked "what type of bass do you think this is"and the reply"was that it was hollow,english,pre Fender/Gibson".This then was used through Alesis MkIII echo chorus reverb and later we aquired a "PEAVY"bass that we also used in this way and which I remarked to Petes handling of this "was rather like Laurie Andersons Gravitys Rainbow".We ended with a few hundred tapes,that we are obviosly still sorting.We had sent a lot out to varios people under the unknown or in guise of musics.One time when I had the Roland studio midi keyboard online with a Korg x5 and a Yamaha psr630 I was putting a Squire Fender thru a Korg pedal and recorded someone jamming the keys.Later on the three days solid I had been recording with them I had made a quip,a remark of after hearing a comment"thats good...thats o-k,it was great"summary type of hearing description and the remark"yeah...Pink Floyd" to which he replied "yeah,o-k,its Pink Floyd",to which point the words then reminded me of this track when replayed,as is instrumental,with the keys and the fender squire.Also the tape I used ,in a four track portastudio to record this, had sounds on it that I didnt know of,we were recording OVER things!!This how again we are faced with a type time pause of"the ending"of this guitar keys Fender Squire keyboard track to a voice that comes thru and says"yesss...if youve got something on your mind,always pick out a song on the pianoe"!!-to which we then , when played back, and this first occured, we were rolling all over the floor laughing,and I recall looking at out of the bay window and seeing this massive dawn rising at about four to five in the morning!!!Later when playing back thru tapes in a long abranched study of the mixes and pleading to others to listen or hear and make some form of comment all was quiet.The exception was"I like it".Then,out of the blue an Internet D-j who says "he is from Ohio"Jurrasic marc said "this is great quality,I love it,send me loads,how DO you record like that ,its great,it is like Pink Floyd,Frank Zappa,King Crimson".THis how I recall after eons of listening to Radio Caroline at peoples parties and other meetings these artists and there albums do have a form of hatch place of where they are assumed as "everyone likes that"but this thing"what is it"it"its fantastic".This then I tried to "ask"the v"d-j"what he meant"pink floyd or anything"and he just sent a photograph"saying it was great"Sound card has blown up",and the picture of his studio was set out in exactly the same dimentions as ours with almost the same equip...!!Anyway listening and mixing resumed ,which then began to impermerate thoughts of word use and I had sung"Iv lost all me words,I dont have any words,theyve gone from all thee minds,I dont know any more,ooo,wheres me words"and then I hadnt then actually USED any words Iv ever heard of, making this song that I sort of sifted to think of as a track after listening to the recording of what I never gave a hint to word in thought or act or idea to do,-improvising,(thats them that is...),as was an end of TAKE I recall doing.This this doing thing of "use...yes you was,you were doing it,it -thats what you did"how it takes so long to listen to this"anyone knows that"programmed art artist listeners discover disc making living room. This how rubber lips is the reader of this spiralling synchrotic that streams to talk to mimic say in one rhyme ALL things,I own it,no off,the end,I,oi.This how I do recall this being the "detective"before comming through from being"scots"in "the garden".This a "pinupile masagenet diesk rimp"how it has "read of all things in ones"how cannot really assumpt to a word itself and has this simple"emulsion"as its "known"of attempt to "jet paint and dolo doll all air,worlds"spinny ozone whisteling tiking mimicking condescite manature "inkling hint cupbord sight"thing.This how "Barny"becomes cone from the hill,laboried telling man,ion you wont believe,near squat believers of fight him he is TIGER I drive it like a CAR he Im Adolf,jungle dictator"they are just animals...gnat"Nat naturers natter,terms.This so is then "acting out and old position of its assumed momentum in time and place,where is rooted to the spot as making forms of other things thinking TO,in this dance as sudden appear of "JIm Morrison is me"supermarket known "flang"you know its me,me I man own be,.".This so how wants them "sums"of "people did thuis to you,acted it out,it is me,I own man,I man radio"to accept this is"entry to an exsistable idea of a being"being this thing "be"the "be".This eventually how who said word "c"non "the bbc"(eh?)This cosmic thunderghast"helling idiot terror cupbord"we do law that to lock people in cupbord"pay me for I can be law farmer of ("60s duplex your actual cosmic hellers,we be law hide I do other,nuet nuerotic auto IDIOTS"expose.-!) cut my lawn chase a fool"dogs of war tail -"be"?This so later you think your going to avoid"black butterfly none"how "manx cats and leopards"are then arted part in the shadows of when they were KNOWN by this BE as detected reading with it as use to STOP things.This how "has its own silt park dream"mimic of madnesx how thinks has stopped and controlled all music to no are,its me I own it,you,stop that,I..This how thinks cats is just shout of that"was a mistake I wasnt singing on strings"recall of "the cat in pit flea orchestrars"of "no no they dont always do that"belief of "Whiley,Jo Whiley"Glastonbury that staff sold fish and painted his face out of an old potatatoe but you still "wire"back.This how listening provokes trhis ever simple time,but time is not this,so then there is strange envelope of creep to STORY of reals in the x nation of things seen in shadow world dire of this.This "convince you have signed up walked IN and decided to LIVE there,forever"Bird is all say IS me,you used me,therefore I own you,crossword test of "that d-j runs that"Blue.This how when replaying the tape with the bass on after long discussion of why words from reals were assumed to be spineater of then this is story of a "bassplayer who was assumed schitzoid as this thing the spineater"yes they all think its "normal"place.This duplex sandwhich pole,deafness no hearing.This how assumes label of sence words,how runs like fibre gas type paint to through sight "sigh"of this how affects words to "tremble them"effectively hope of"dont use them,that bits DIRTY"total idiot of"oi...you have got me in greenlands now...england"gone out run about,its you that is.This so signs as at well in sheep cardon of packet person seep in "great gig in the sky"Chasing rainbows"of this was blue how bring ol messchidt back"light show of thoughts thought.This so "how when played the tape with this bass on seven years later"the sun someone made a pattern thru a window I have been changing the hangings of in sun or wind when open affects the room.This these black venetian blinds,then this parchment type of white japanese rolls how this then as i reclined in my old brown leather recliner reclining thinking to relax and hear music a large indented rainbow was on the cieling with several emanted star shapes in "obviose..you dont know what that are"("Over the Island...there was this this man,reading type of poems from the sand,& I said,what,why,where is this you")W.(What no Quavers"edits to mass orchestration of"God in a Box"Nancy had cardbords"Punk reality"Cat Club 4 sale,cress.This how mad hatters tea party is where this TOW ball lunatic again thinks"it isnt cosmic,its capitalism"being it as ARE you"radio idea"Mars BARS!!This GET out of THAT for gods sake,"no no,I own,tell,me I call to war and DO law bill patsy pay OWN you"Who IS are/???"...philosophy"Fog.This how then later came across words as"I went to the county and they gave me a jar"is then realized as this CLOWN loons idea of what IT thinks IT does IN living BE you here,eaten froggy MADMEN"I police I am"loony gloon.This how that track was remarked as "jazz"then pins subject"tell you I will"and bakes to excite this"movie show"Chicago of it"five six seven eight"That Jazz.This how end up with Djangoe Rheinharte,Stephan Grappelli Hot Club of Paris tapes,and a journal paperback that reads"It is interveiws from NME about Pink Floyd"strange collateral rougue of"when Bob left we couldnt do Sids songs"which street reads Boston"ahhh...bank"Jets are planes jikoe..(HMV bir Ears)"loads of Woody Allen videos"and an inside hint discussion of bx "warden item objectx"in "why was saxophone rhubarb before Gary Glitter metal brass solid one says"the wind was never clefs"eights"/wall nightingale ciggerrette sale"why are you this be fool"arguement with "watch this market idiot be this in veggy sales I add sums to get know reals,I own are,is"rock is like rock n roll,fight on green,queen,is,pigs.This "chromes"of "eat into objects"jessen mixture of"HAllaballo of jet reads the dogs as ornomental...o,,,no we are MENTAL,,,we are the,them"cosmic flower match game of pay for beit,its,Hegel"I am army soldier"kill against Hari Krishna imposter BANNAna man of NON not STOP all THINGS,all beings,man?Anyone want to collaborate or listen?

WTF?

Traveller in Time decryption routines running overtime
"As I understand the first half is about the evolution of this band, the instruments, the players, the recording sessions. The a disk-jockey from Ohio shows interest. A lot of comparison with music styles and genres to give an idea of their music ending up with the disputes some people have about their productions.

Great writing indeed, there is a topic drift before the firs half of each sentence. Combined with some typos it gets more cryptic every few words."

That has to be the strangest posting to any of my entries I've ever seen.

Traveller in Time on top
"You have not seen their other postings. This one is somewhat comprehendable by its sheer volume.
There is most definite a pattern inside, wonder why it can make some sense after all. (By the way, good entry.) "

Bezoooomy is a friend of mine. Many people who know him wonder about the mystery of his language, what makes someone decide to express differently, with a consistent style but askew like this...

I don't know why or what some of it means but it can be fun to know such a crazy dude !!

Some "over linear" thinkers do get freaked out, which can also be funny.

It seemed like the result of putting Faulkner's stream of consciousness and a large portion of Usenet into an industrial blender and hitting "liquify." Hard to wade through, but somewhat interesting if you read it less linearly and more sort of let your eyes drift over it and their leisure. Having said that, I'm not sure I understood - but I had a small adventure reading it. Bit of a headache, too, I must admit.

- JD

Traveller in Time on his head
"That is where these strange images come from! "

I think Syd would be proud

I dont know its depends on how you read it if you are thinking it rather than reading it , you might find it easier to digest,
i tend to write like that some time, a lot of what he is saying, relates not only to the album but life in general, its the sort of write up you need to belistening to some music while reading, just to slow the mind

Another friend of Bezooomy said the following when we were discussing his posts and language.

"It's possible that those forums have had a civilising effect on Bezooomy (as
regards his writing) and that public criticism of his offensive material has
improved his approach in writing. Maybe he will continue to write longer
pieces about actual events, mixed in with other observations and criticisms.
The way he chops and changes the topic, is also a bit like his lead and
rythum guitar playing (if you replace topic with scale of notes or melody
pattern). I think it's part of my guitar playing too, as I often chop and
change a lot, when I am trying to improvise, or have lost a single flow of
notes. Sometimes this creates a new flow or stream, and other times it
remains a sort of series of spliced pieces put together at awkward angles
but which eventually fall into place and fit. This is certainly a quick
method of improvisation that jazz musicians use, and of course used in
another way by rap and hip-hop artists with scratching, cutting, and
splicing.

Feel free to post my comments in the forum if you like. "

Traveller in Time on his head
"I think offensive is a bit far, perhaps strange, or not consistent with the Forum.

anyway "

It reads just like normal text though doesn't it?

Traveller in Time playing out loud
"Insanity is a gradual process.

The words are mainly ok, the sentence structure is also not hopeless. It is the content wich confuses.


[-------------] 5A slow blow"