A Conversation for Ketchup


Post 1

Steve K.

I'm old enough to remember Heinz' TV ad for ketchup with Carly Simon singing "Anticipation" while we waited for the stuff to flow out of the bottle. But apparently that's passe ...

" ... Heinz has also given adults a leg-up on flavor with its KICK'RS line of enhanced ketchup. From mesquite to garlic, ketchup has simply become Heinz's easel lately. The company has even taken to turning its sector upside down with its new Easy Squeeze bottle, which caters to the immediate gratification crowd that doesn't have time to hum a few bars of Carly Simon's "Anticipation" when they need a ketchup fix."

In any case, the Republicans - reacting to John Kerry's wife from the Heinz dynasty - are now using "W" ketchup on their, uhhh, freedom fries.


Post 2

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

i put mustard on my fries. but then, i've decided not to call them "freedom fries", but "dead iraqi baby with no arms or legs fries". they're the same fries, only seen from a non-republican viewpoint.

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