A Conversation for Light Bulb Jokes

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Post 1

Myriad

Here's one:




How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?


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Post 2

Wal

I don't know (although I am not 100% sure I care).

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?


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Post 3

Myriad

No - you miss the point.

The joke is complete.




Myriad.


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Post 4

Wal

Apart from the often popular "funny" part, perhaps?


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Post 5

TheMyriadWhoHasLongDaysAndShortNights

Oh well - if you want the impossible . . .


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Post 6

TheWiseFool

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change alight bulb?

One but the light bulb has to really want to change!


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Post 7

TheMyriadWhoIsALordOfTheRingsFanatic

oh dear


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Post 8

TheWiseFool

What is wrong with that???? It is better than your one


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Post 9

TheMyriadWhoIsALordOfTheRingsFanatic

ok - keep your wig on


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Post 10

illiterate_idiot

calm down you two!

so what IS the answer?

how many light bulbs does it take?


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Post 11

illiterate_idiot

anyway before i go here are my two favourites - i haven't checked if anyone else has said them - if they have, im very sorry

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution

and

How many pessamists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesnt matter - the old one was probably screwed in too tight anyway


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Post 12

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five, one to change it, and the other four to say how much better they would have done it.


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