A Conversation for Toilet Paper Crash Mats
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zendevil Started conversation May 31, 2007
I have quite a bit of experience in these matters, since i live in France & have a male friend who feels almost obliged to discuss his every bowel movement in great detail; they are very open about all things bum-related here.
If a crash mat is deemed necessary, it seems they go for the minimalist variety, but the need isn't great since going to the toilet is taken so seriously & total perfection is aimed for.
I must say, contrary to popular myth about French loos, i've never seen a dirty one. They do however have a disturbing tendency to sell loo paper in shades only of pink, pink or pink.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted May 31, 2007
Here in Germany, the local supermarket was selling "Mother's Day Toilet Paper", pink and rose-scented! 
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zendevil Posted May 31, 2007
I wonder what type they will sell for Vaters day.....
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zendevil Posted May 31, 2007
They could market & nice brown shade of paper, which foams when it hits the water & reminds the guys that "You don't buy beer, you only hire it on a short lease"
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