Posted: 1^st April 2004

Here we are in Spring

It has certainly felt more spring-like this week. The wind has dropped, the rain stopped and the sun shone. The trees are finally budding and the flowering cherry outside my window is trying very hard to burst into a dazzling display of white and pink flowers. What better way to start a day such as this then take a gentle stroll through the pages of your favourite newspaper, the Post?

Sadly, however, we have to bid a fond farewell to Jimmy and the Underneath the Surface series. If we are lucky the series may return at a later date but I don't think that Jimmy will!

STOP PRESS!!!

OK! We hold our hands up! What are the references to difficulties with the
'Association of Publishers and Related Internet Literature'

and the investigation by the
'Federation of Official Online Licensing'?

If you look at the acronyms carefully, you will soon know.

Well, we didn't leave you totally bereft with this spoof. If you had looked at the referenced entries in each article you would have discovered the 'real' Front Page (As a couple of people did!). So, if you would like to read the 'real' edition you can access it at A690725

Finally, apologies to our wonderful writers who had no idea we were doing this and have been somewhat confused during the last few hours!

ShazzPRME

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  Cat-egories
  


Lunatic

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  Platypus Dancing
  


Meanwhile at a distant uncle's house

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  Inanimate
  


With guest cartoonist Senor Jesus

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  Underneath the Surface
  


The End?

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  Running With Scissors
  


Cows on the Lam

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  24 Lies a Second
  


Awix finds trouble in store

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  45 Words
  


Alistair Cooke KBE (honorary)

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  Escape Pod Dreams
  


Forty days and forty nights with a selective amnesiac

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  The Bookworm Club Review
  


'Tipping the Velvet' by Sarah Waters

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  Small Screen Surfin'
  


No TV from HPB

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  The CAC Continuum
  


The Highlighted Home Space Edition

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  The h2g2 Post Recipe
  


Jambalaya

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  Red Kite in the Ruck
  


Zurich Premiership and 6 Nations

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  Word of the Week
  


Special Edition

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  Rockin' Around the Clock
  


Songs of Futures Past: Kraftwerk

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  Who Are These Marketing Geniuses?
  


Another interactive column from Jimi X

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  Meet Mr Inquisitor [Redux]
  


Psycorp603 turns the tables

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  Sporting With Egon
  


Sport from here and there

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  QED
  


Taking the Michael

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  The Post Word Play
  


Make a word and earn some points

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  So Long and Thanks for Laughing
  


The Idiot's Computer Dictionary

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  Time Out in Africa
  


Townships, Tables and Proposals

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  Smudger Snippets
  


The Welding Test

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  Moving Finger
  


Pinniped poses awkward questions

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  Haiku Corner
  


'Thought Three' from roying

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  Haiku Corner
  


Rejoice in Spring with Seasonal Poetry

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'Size Doesn't Matter' by roying

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  Errors of Comedy
  


Chapter 20

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  Announcements
  


Meets, sites, events etc

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  Classified Ads
  


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