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kilts are scotsmens tradditional dress thats why their worn up here also the dagger is actually called a dirk,men also wear the kilt with a sporran which is a purse,oh and about pants...its a scots traddition that scotsmen wear NOTHING under their kilts,,and finally every single scottish family has their own tartan/kilt pattern according to their clan name.i am scottish my name is rebecca robb and their is a robb tartan unique to the clan of the robbs

Punctuation would have helped quite a bit, but I get the main points. Perhaps you should write a follow-up article?

why? i wrote that article because some stupid person wrote crap about kilts in their guide entry so i corrected them

Re kilts,
you know the truth, but see

http://www.reconstructinghistory.com/scottish/

specifically

http://www.reconstructinghistory.com/scottish/kilts.html

and

http://www.reconstructinghistory.com/scottish/clantartans.html

so be careful when you assert 'the truth' especially when you also include waffle about clan tartans.

and yes, I'm Scottish as well.

The dagger traditionally worn in the stocking (sock) is the sgian dubh ("black knife") NOT the dirk. Dirks are over a foot long including handle and would be a tad awkward stuffed down your sock.

Dferg, kilt wearer and proud of it.