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One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7121

Mu Beta

Buy a laptop, and a mobile too!


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7122

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

a "pay as you go"


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7123

Xanadu

To stifle the blow...


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7124

Mu Beta

Of log-ons from Honolulu

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I want to murder Hugh Grant


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7125

Xanadu

By bashing his head with a plant


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7126

Mu Beta

Evergreen's best


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7127

Xanadu

Decidiuous' next

(Please tell me how to spell the long word in the above line)


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7128

Mu Beta

*No second 'i' smiley - smiley*

But my beautiful geraniums? I can't

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When will we see the new skin, Brunel?


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7129

Xanadu

I don't like my own, I may sell


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7130

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

I know that it's new
But I'll stick to my Goo


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7131

Xanadu

If it still doesn't work I will tell


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7132

Mu Beta

New limerick!

B


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7133

Xanadu

Oops...

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This guy I know is a retard


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7134

Mu Beta

He finds posting first lines really hard!


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7135

Xanadu

smiley - grrsmiley - laugh

In this man's defence;
He was born to be dense;


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7136

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

But could always find your selected card.

Brunel looks like Dos taking drugs
I am sick of these Hideometry* thugs


(*Hideometry: A style of geometric design knows for its use of geometry, but hidious products and buildings. Believed Founder: Mies Van Der Rohe <sp?&gtsmiley - winkeye


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7137

Xanadu

"How dare you!" I say,
"Alabaster looks like hay!"


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7138

Mu Beta

And Goo looks like spillage from mugs!

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This hot weather dampens my armpits

*rhyme that then, smart a*sesmiley - smiley*


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7139

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

It's a shame 'cause that's where my charm sits

smiley - tongueout


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7140

Mu Beta

In the sweat that clings

*very good smiley - smiley*


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