Courtesy of h2g2 Weddings Service.

The People

• The Bride: Dr Anthea¹
• The Groom: Khamsin²
• The Father of the Bride: Asmodai Dark³
• The Maid of Honour: Jordan⁴
• The Best Man: Feuille⁵
• The Registrar: Joe C⁶
• The Usher: Joe C⁷
• The Photographer: Joe C⁸
• The Wedding Organiser/Secretary: Joe C⁹
• The Guests: Well, for a start, !¹⁰

The Details

• The Place: Right underneath this article...¹¹
• The Date: Tuesday, 11^th May, 2004¹²
• The Time: 8pm BST¹³

Other Stuff

Well, the wedding list is below, and a meeting thread... and the actual ceremony is here. And just to prevent anything going wrong with gatecrashers, etc, the wedding rehearsal was in a different location, and it was by invitation only so you can't go and read the transcript.

¹Guild Leader, h2g2 Assasins' Guild, and very dangerous lady.²Insert useful information about Khamsin here.³Previously married to Anoon, which curiously makes Anthea her own step-mother, but let's not go into that.⁴Sporting a low cut pink frilly dress, which is (according to Khamsin) belt-length.⁵No, I haven't got her mixed up with the Maid of Honour...⁶Qualified Registrar, available for functions, other weddings etc!⁷Choc-ices, only 50p each!⁸Yes, I can do three jobs at once...⁹Yes, I can do four jobs at once...¹⁰Yes, and all the rest of you, come on now, don't be shy...¹¹OK, not actually UNDERNEATH the article, but in a wedding thread which is attached to the article ¹²Unless you live next to some weird, hitherto undiscovered kink in the International Date Line, in which case it could well be some time last millenium.¹³For those of you that don't know better, that's British Summer Time, not Big Stupid Twit.