h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"It's good to be the king,"
- Mel Brooks in 'History of the World, Part I'

"Dave, what are you doing dave?" or "I'm sorry dave but I'm afraid I can't do that"
Hal again in 2001

or maybe:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
one of Monty Python's best ever sketches.

"they pull a knife, you pull a gun; they send one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of their's to the mourge."
Connery in the Untouchables

"if i only had a brain"....wizard of oz
sorry, but it popped in and would not leave 'till i posted it
monsy

We won't read anything into that Monsy!

thank-you i am quite gratefull for your kindness
i worry myself sometimes
monsy

Hi JImi X, Harvey and Monsey, Thanks for your suggestions. I regret that I can't make any additions at the moment 'cause FFQ is under the wing of the sub editor, but I've posted to ask for them to be included although I guess it may be too late by now. But thanks and all the best A.M.

I would suspect that after this page runs on the front, the subeditor in question (or appropriate full-time staffer [Oh, Anna?]) will go back through and add all the suggestions from the rabble. I suspect this page will generate quite a lot of suggestions...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

That's very scary - it's just what I said in reply to A.M.'s question!

But feel free to keep the quotes coming in, and I'll do an update later...

...and repeated by him in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights."