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You have hit the nail on the head, i'm so frustrated that it beggers belief, it appears to have become my, motivation for everything i do work, might meet somebody) nights out (gotta meet somebody) Nights in (why can't i meet someone)

Late at night( well needs no explanation)

Have been single for a year, and feels like i will spend entire life in state of sexual flux.

Dear Friend,

Hope u gotta pal now for a bit of oh la la. U sound as though u need

Dot worry if u ain't yet, u dot have to use your right hand just yet. U just need to think about other things in your life. For example concentrate on your career, and making money, or your hobbies.

Listen to your head + not your heart.

I expect a reply soon, else i thik u are dead or ill.

Joyika Dance

Is it okay to continue being sexually frustrated if absolutely NO ONE you ask out will comply?

Listen Babay...........

u have to be like da Borg in Star Trak............Resistance is Futile.........they must comply, else u take em .

Wattaray Bro

Da Joyika

And you? Can you successfully heed your own advice, oh obvious Star Trek Fan whom I would assume would have as much luck with women as a pecnil would have for being the first person on Mars?

Yeah Babays

sorry for da delay............I've been chillin on holiday wit ma wife / lover...............yeah man it ait all about bump n grind........u gotta show love to be loved.

As for Mars.........I been dere on da internet et dot like it.

Hu Yahhh

Da Joyika

Great sense of humour Rob! LOL!
But, sometimes some women do like "being taken"resistance if fultile approach....key words; sometimes and some women..........
I am sexually frustrated even though I am married and I could count the action I've gotten on one hand........partly because my husband has gone through some rough career stuff and has his confidence/manliness shaken........
But I find nothing sexier than confidence, and a bit of arrogance; read those Harlequin Bodice Rippers; Love of the Phoenix and all that; now, mind you it helps being a countess in the 1800's in a lovely castle in England and that the man who wants to rip your bodice is a Marquis worth 500,000 pounds and devastatingly handsome,and etc.,etc.,.............
Still, there is something to be said for a man's confidence and that his "loins are burning" so much that he must have you/me.........
And don't be childish! These hand gestures of grabbing boobies are such a turn off!!!
And it is so very hard to tell someone what you want; men seem to have really fragile egos.........of course I had a lover comment to me once and only once; so I Guess women have fragile egos too........
If only I had been a princess in the 17th century........sigh!

I like u Snow White............u sound like u r up for some Oh la la.........yeah.

There's plenty of help lines for souls who can't find love, why waste this space too.

Da Joyika

L.O.L.

Hope your life is better + your husband has got his confidence back.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh yeah.

Joyika Dance

No, no confidence back and no Oh La La either..........
I am seriously considering divorce.
Had to go to my cousin's engagement pary today; I am to be the reader of "Love is patient, love is kind..........blah blah" what a choice she made! It was all I could do not to tell her to run hard and run fast! My life is so NOT what I planned, Not what I wanted...........
I try to keep my sense of humour about though........but geesh, I need some Oooooooh La La LA pretty soon!

Sounds like u need some professional counselling...........not a thing to be done on the iternet..........but in person....mono e mono babay........does your place of work offer occupational health services.

U don't have 2 go 2 any partay u don't watt to, or read any poem u don't want to. You are your own boss u know. Sounds like your other half could do with the counselling bit too........whether he admits to it or not is another matter. I'm always happy after a long session of oh yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh + bump n grind. Hmmmm hours of fun.

Yeah I'd consider that ma next move.......hope u save your marriage tho + get some good lovin.....

Wattaray

What does Wattaray mean?

Wattaray is the name I go by babay...........oooooooooooohhhhhhhh yeah, how's it cookin by the way????????

Wattaray

Hey Snow White et al,

Why u ain't been talking........anyways how is it going???????? Hope your life is ship shape now. It's hard to have a relationship when all u seem to do is work, which is watt i do.........aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


Wattaray

HEY!!
Oh, work, work, work! It is awful but it is better than no work! Which, hopefully, is not what I soon face..........
I have quit what I thought was my "dream job" because the boss hired a friend and you can guess...........they got the better shifts, better everything, and there is more to it but why dwell on negative things.............
so, I am quit and still have part time work elsewhere but really want full time cash, so..............
oh, in the inspiring words of the Beatles; "I want to be a paperback writter............" and cash in! I thought of writing a romance and I can do the sex scenes great but it is the whole "story" thing; I mean, 500 pages of sex with no story..........hmmmm.........maybe there could be a market for that.............???????????
Things are going well on other fronts though!
How about you?

Wattaray here

Yeah all is well. Work est hard though. Love life v good, always make time for rumpy pumpy I say........hmmmmmmmmmmm

Sometimes it gets in the way of work.........my mind is on other things.

Talk to u soon.......hope your life is cool.

Wattaray out

Hey hey hey

No ones writig on this page...guess no one has any problems then, or too many to talk about. Life is woe Joe. How's about u Snow White..........when are u gonna write back, hmmmmmmmmm???????? What's going on with you. My life is OK I guess, be better if I was going out with some blonde supermodel though, oooooooooohhhhhh yeah

Wattaray

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........some blonde supermodel that would break in two when you embraced her..... ; )
Very busy here; working night shifts which throws me off in more ways than one!
Hope you have a good thanksgiving holiday. : )
Snow

Hello

Nite shifts are sh*te shifts I say. I got some coming in 4 weeks + I'm no lookig forward to it.

Is you American, as you mention Thanksgiving?? I would be thankful for any holiday personally.

How's the love life going babay??? I sense there's fire behind your words. My life is Ok, but could be better......yeah I dream of a mad foursome........oooooooohhhhhhhh yeah

Wattaray