h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It has been many years since I have been to Nice but I remember liking it better than any other part of France especially Paris where I had someone actually say to me in flawless English "I don't speak English". In Nice the Frenh are more like the Italians. It must be the sun or something. Don't go there expecting to find a good beach though, it's all stones. The French ladies all go topless on their rented lounge chairs, even the ones you wish wouldn't. Go because it's pretty and just around the bend from Monaco which has an even bigger conspicuous dislay of consumption going on!!

Many of the topless women sit facing the promenade - so as to better show off their assets!