h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trust me i tried it this mornig, the channel 4 Big Breakfast does not cure a hangover.

Well, the early morning sight of Leeza Tarbuck's cleavage is more than enough to drive someone back to the bottle.

I'm not surprised the sight (and sound) of 20 or so hysterical production crew and 2 over-the-top presenters who like nothing better to do than shout and make poor jokes is not a good way to cure a hangover. However 2 raw eggs, the remains of Greecian Jims finest kebab, all mixed with milk and a touch of tabasco is the definite cure.

And HE should know. I always find the best way is to avoid getting one in the first place (is est stay drunk)

Warm Fanta is really good...

Yeah? try tropical Tango & Red Bull. And a goog Ciggie ( if u smoke)
It always makes me fell better...

oops. I spelt "good" wrong.

The avoid hangovers stay drunk philosopy is a very good one to adopt. The entry was written at a time when Kelly was still hosting the show (just shows how long h2g2s editting process is) and if Kelly doesn't get you out of bed in the morning I don't know what will!

If Researcher 97886 thinks Liza's cleavage is enough to bring on alcoholic urges, he should watch her in widescreen. That teefy grin fills the entire screen.

And GMTV is much better in any case.

Kelly....mmmmmmmm. though it'd still go with 3 large Bloody Mary's as the definitive hangover cure (accompanied by large English Breakfast)

I agree
A big fry up is best,
cooked by someone else of course.

pity about Kelly,
what did she look like in widescreen?

I really don't think I could do any better than what you're imagining already. Full marks.