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Apathy Meal

Post 1


I only eat at McDonald's whan I feel completely apathetic and uncaring about exactly where I decide to eat. I've discovered that apathy loves company, therefore it is at these times I can deal with the long lines of people who were too lazy to decide on somewhere decent to go, the slow and lifeless crew behind the counter, the limp and sad food offerings, and even the half-hearted THANK YOU on the trash receptacles. I mean, why waste money on a good meal when you're probably too listless to notice it anyway?

Apathy Meal

Post 2


Another good one is when you're too out of your head to realise what you're eating.

Don't get anything, its a waste, which is exactly what fast "food" ought to be.

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