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Blatter beast of trall and minerals

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JamesBob007

You forgot the most important uses!

Place it over your head to escape a ravenous blatter from trall, a creature so incradibly stupid it thinks if you can't see it it can't see you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A439409

Also you can soak it in minerals and suck on it for nutriants when there is a lack of food, but you should also soak it in antidepressents to suck on after eating the minerals.

NOTE: this is all from Douglas Adams' work, I'm just a loyal fan


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