... disgusting things!
Love bites are achieved by sucking on some poor soul's neck almost hard enough to draw blood... apparently as a sign of affection.
The rumour that the application of toothpaste to the wound aids recovery is a myth. You just smell of toothpaste for the remainder of the day.
The only way to hide these hideous marks is to cover yourself either in Concealer1 or wear polo necks for the duration of the affliction. This can be a couple of days or, if you are dating Dracula, several weeks.
This is a sackable offence... and very unhygienic.