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Another use for two string kites is for driving away dogs and their owners, before they use your park as a toilet. (The dogs of course!) Very difficult to concentrate on the job in hand with a kite swooping and roaring like a banshee over your head!!

We've obviously got the wrong kind of dogs round here then. They just seem to run around underneath mine barking furiously until I'm forced to land (in the interests of safety!) and then get to engage in a fun sprint with the dog to see who can get to the kite first!

Hi
in that case, you should tune your kite, so it´s a little bit louder!
Maybe a little bit than a cat?
So even old dogs should recognize it!

Greets,
Lalle

Who gets to the kite first hey..... just tell the dog owner thats a £200 kite in the air, and if the mutt touches it, he's paying for it! works wonders where I come from..