h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that I think about it, broadcasting the Spice Girls was about the stupidest thing we could do. We would probably, if anything, scare the aliens off!

What if they get mad at us for that one, and decide to either invade or re-educate us (to stop polluting space with pop icons).

I hope that the aliens do invade Earth. All pop icons should be destroyed.

I hope that the aliens do invade Earth. All pop icons should be destroyed.

Yes...Hearsay should be put into slavery! Bwahahahahahaha! and when they've expended their usefulness, they should be thrown into a pit of burning sulphur.

Actually, the aliens invading would be more likely, I mean, when you see the spice girls, are you scared, or do you think ...must kill all humans for this travesty...

Yes...Hearsay should be put into slavery! Bwahahahahahaha! and when they've expended their usefulness, they should be thrown into a pit of burning sulphur.

Actually, the aliens invading would be more likely, I mean, when you see the spice girls, are you scared, or do you think ...must kill all humans for this travesty...

I completely agree with everyone! And as for that, I think if it was something like the Spice Girls.... kill, kill, KILL!

I also agree

Hello there Quentin. Welcome to h2g2.

What star system is currently recieving their first dosage of pink floyd's "the wall"? I bet they'd come to visit us with open minds... although... wasn't that the same year Evolution by Journey came out??? Oh boy.

That could be bad. One the way there they might pick up the Spice Girls.

Yeah, I bet they turn back at the moment they find out they have disbanded.

Then they'd hear hanson

As aliens (from ff % 243, you cretions have no name for it), we must put a spoke in, there is only one living planet, that is around "Proxima" the small star that is often the nearest star to your sun.

Anyway, Alpha Centauri A, and B, can have no real planets, binerys rarely have, it's to do with gravitation of course. Proxima's planet is also near impossibe to visit because you need the mass of the planet to stop you from sucking into the suns.

Sirius is too young to have planets, not so much young in age, but young in creation.

Well, that spoils all the fun.

Sorry, we are experts, been there, done it, brought the F-Shirt.

What's the f-shirt?

Both arms are probably on one side, so it makes an F insead of a T.

Oh, I was thinking it was a shirt with some sort of hood or curved umbrella clipped on to the subject's back, i.e. 'f'.

I'd like to see someone with a t-shirt on (as opposed to a T-shirt), might be interesting.