h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now here's a forum to get stuck into. (In a manner of speaking)

My favourite: Please don't write on the walls"

I'm trying to think of a clean bit of grafitti.

Hold on, I'm still thinking....

Too many beers. Gotta go..., uh... gotta go do some research. Yeah, that's it.

ok..you guys asked for it!!Us ladies have a fine line in graffiti,most of which is definately unrepeatable.....however..here's a little rhyme to get started:
When you enter this fine hall
Use the paper on the wall
If there is not any around
Scrape your A**e along the ground
If you do not like this caper
Use your finger as a scraper.

Nice bit of tone setting Shazz

LOL thought you'd approve Will visit again when I complete my extensive research

Addition research required. Send more beer.

I've often wondered why the graffitti in the cubicles ladies' loos (at least in the ones I've visited) doesn't have the wit and humour of the stuff in men's loos (allegedly. I wouldn't know because I haven't visited any). I recently realised that it's because women generally don't spend long enough in there to have time to write much. If a man enters a cubicle, he could be there for some time (depending on how regular he is). When a woman enters a cubicle she can be in and out in a minute or so. Not much time for wit and wisdom!

.....also the graffitti tends to be more personal....must be something to do with bodily functions reviving old memories.....or opening old wounds!!

Kilroy was a batchelor?

Either a bachelor or a severely absentee husband.

This is a Urinal graffity that can fit any country u like!

YOU ARE HOLDING (ANY COUNTRY) FUTURE IN YOUR HANDS

off course it must be infront of urine outpost in order to be valid

That is also the best place in a pub or club to publicise an upcoming event

A tip. To ensure the maximum readership of your notice, include a spelling mistake.

Now THAT is a fasinating thery.

Someone reads it, spots the mistake and immediately points the mistake out to the people on either side of him so tripling your readership.

A good bit of graffffff(help me can't stop help me)iti I've seen a couple of times is
"If you like tennis see other wall"
And you look at the other wall and it says:
"If you like tennis see other wall"

Endless amusement!

A good bit of graffffff(help me can't stop help me)iti I've seen a couple of times is
"If you like tennis see other wall"
And you look at the other wall and it says:
"If you like tennis see other wall"

Endless amusement!

Really??
shazzPRME

Hey Roy. I'm Alasdair (that's Grant's wee brother) Here's one. It's old, but here it comes:-

When all you s**thouse poets die,
There will be, in the sky,
In memory of your morbid wit,
A monument of solid s**t.

I think the most entertaining bit of Urinal Grafitti I've yet seen was in the public restroom at a local park. Due to its content, I can't repeat it in its entirety. However, its a multi parter that has to do with homosexuality and women's clothing. I found it highly entertaining. So entertaining, in fact, that I went around to the other side of the building to the women's bathroom (It was about 2AM) to see if there was anything entertaining there. But it was just gang tagging. Other that that, most Urinal Graffiti I've seen falls into some category of bigotry.