h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you like stuff, do ya?

Well as no one will talk to me I shall talk to myself.
I do like stuff. Stuff is good.
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But does this stuff cost your soul? Interesting stuff, this new stuff I've invented for this, the conversation about stuff. Oh, stuff this, I'm going to see if I can find some better stuff.

Is there such a thing as better stuff , if so then I haven't found it.

Stuff and nonsense can easily be combined with some form of binding agent, such as egg white and ink mixed.

Ther [i]must[/i] be better stuff, otherwise... Well, I suppose otherwise we'll live in a world of rubbish rather than a world of stuff, and do we really want that? Also, human nature is to strive for better stuff, so better stuff will exist. It might take a while, but...

Just remember that you cant controll stuff because stuff happens

no it doesn't

depends on your definition of 'stuff'

If run is to running as stuff is to stuffing, then stuff is what you shove inside dead animals for no apparent reason. Isn't that pleasant?

Well, as pleasant as sage & onion and the like get...

Which isn't very. Pleasant, I mean. Sage & onion and the like is not very pleasant. Hate the stuff. Can we talk about some other stuff? Non-vile, tasteless gunk-type stuff.