A Conversation for Guitar-related Injuries
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the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish Started conversation Sep 3, 2003
From Bat out of Hell 2
I was seventeen years old and I killed a boy with a Fender guitar
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Honestly, have you lads decided to use the h2g2 editor's account for *everything* now?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Besides which, it's from Wasted Youth, and goes:
"I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender Guitar
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster"
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The H2G2 Editors Posted Sep 3, 2003
>>> Honestly, have you lads decided to use the h2g2 editor's account for *everything* now?
Yes
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Wimps. What's the point in you having your own accounts and being all friendly lack, and then deciding to hide? We're not *that* scary, surely?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Get back here this *instant* little man....
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Whisky Posted Sep 3, 2003
Who? Me 
What did I say? 
**creeps slowly towards the exit**
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
*lassos Whisky 'round the neck*
Oh no you don't....
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Kal-El,Son of Jor-El Posted Sep 3, 2003
TOP OF MY FINGER SLICED OF WITH A HIGH E SNAP (DOWN TO THE BONE )
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Whisky Posted Sep 3, 2003
**retorts with an incredibly funny one-liner and cuts the rope with his unbelievably sharp wit**
Ha! Beat that!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
*retaliates with a remarkably cruel comment about Whisky's beard*
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The H2G2 Editors Posted Sep 3, 2003
*retaliates with a remarkably cruel comment about KerrAvon's beard*
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Now, you see what I mean about cowards? 
Which one of you was it? Hmm? Come on, own up, I can wait all day if I have to....
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Ultimate guitar injury
- 1: the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish (Sep 3, 2003)
- 2: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 3: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 4: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 5: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 6: Whisky (Sep 3, 2003)
- 7: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 8: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 9: Whisky (Sep 3, 2003)
- 10: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 11: Whisky (Sep 3, 2003)
- 12: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 13: Kal-El,Son of Jor-El (Sep 3, 2003)
- 14: Whisky (Sep 3, 2003)
- 15: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 16: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 17: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 18: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 19: The H2G2 Editors (Sep 3, 2003)
- 20: Whisky (Sep 3, 2003)
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