h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a BC Rich Metal Master warlock for christmas last year. It was 2nd hand and seemed to have had it rough. But that doesnt give it any excuse to attack me!!
I was cleaning it and taking the strings off to shine up the bridge piece, i'm getting to the g string and without warning i find myself pulling a thick piece of metal out of my index finger. It poured with blood and actually got a little infected. Needless to say, i got rid of those strings and put fresh ones on. Its when i rolled up the old ones and went to get something from down stairs that my boyfriends family hear me scream "NO YOU WILL NOT GET MY ACHILLES TENDON"

and just, i was changing my accoustic strings as they were old and nasty and the new one took a swipe at my eye. I wouldnt have minded so much if it wasnt my good eye!