h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is true - i read it in New Woman magazine. Some supermarkets now offer Naturist Evenings where you can only come in if you disrobe.

Now I am a free thinking kinda gal - but I have to say that one thing is worrying me. In my supermarket all the fruit and veg is at hip level and call me old fashioned but I would rather not have any one's plums near the plums I might be buying later.

I can`t say I`ve seen a naturist evening at our local supermarket-the closest is during summer when some people wear very little (why do the fattest people wear the skimpiest or tightest clothing? What we do have is the evening period when the yuppies stop off to load up with the weeks shopping "must have that cheese we got last week darling" and "do you want a bottle of the red or two of the white." Then there`s the day when the welfare money goes in the bank which seems to consist of foul mouthed mothers and unruly children stocking up on stodge.

My sister is a part time, half sorta closet nudist.
(If you understood that, your a better person than i am)
My mum and her were having a fight about getting chocolate or not and my sister started to cry. My mum goes "Dear, stop it your making a scene" (well, in that context, but not quite as polite) and my sister goes "Scene! scene? I'll show you...." and proceeded to pull down her trousers and dance in front of the security camera.
We were very glad when they open that new supermarket up

Sweet Stuff that is great!! How old is your sister - if she is in her twenties I will be soooo impressed! Tell her she has just made a bored person at work very very smiley! ;-{)

Hey try living in Fulham - its bloody yuppies everywhere! Certain pubs aren't safe to go into unless you work in the City.

Sounds cool to me - except in the Iceland shops where it might be less cool, or more cool depending on how you read it - well cold to be precise.

I am a broad minded Yorkshire Lass especially now I live in London, but I have to say - I do hope this sort of thing does not start up in Marks and Spencers, I can't imagine that a load of old biddies queueing up with a couple of grapefruit in the starkers would be a pretty site at all! Blimey whatever next! Maybe this is to do with making women feel better about themselves when they go shopping for melons. Mmm remember that story what a load of rubbish. I can't say that I have ever felt inferior to a couple of melons and I am pretty sure my husband has never felt inferior when shopping for cucumber! Gosh. Si if your out there and you are picking up on this - join in mate!

You'd have to be careful near the weighing scales or you could end up getting monstrously over charged.

Nah, you won't see my fruit on the counter.


Si

Could be a bit of a bugger bending over into the depths of a freezer!
Ooer!


AG

Well shoplifting wouldn't be so easy.
Apart from Liver Sausage and Mini-Babybel's.
Mind you, if anyone gets away with hiding a French stick they should have earned the right to keep it.

And would the supermarket resell it if they caught you?