h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Minimising my own contribution? Now that IS a good one.
(No Guide's big enough to contain this ego, matey...)

Minimizing? I stand at 0% and you happen to be equal to every single author who has contributed to the UG

...it's a relief to see those googly eyes - Jodan's on-line; all's right with the World
Pin

Yeah, it rains when I sleep

...I'll come over, OK?

Yeah, too bad I sleep when the UK is awake

No, I meant I'd come over and join that Convo you were in with RAF Wing.
(I just realised that RAF Wing = Analiese, see)
But now I see spook's arrived, so I guess you'll have your hands full...
Pin *fetches six-pack; settles down to WWF lurking*

Yeah, I really didn't get that comment, so I decided to just continue on in my own little world to keep my pride

My hands are fine. Spook seems to have settled down To quote him "i think i've caused enough dispute for one day!"

Drat. What am I going to do with all this ?
Oh well...I could drink it, I suppose...

No! 'Tis good

Did you see Spiff's comment "relieved
that we have your 'permission' to continue doing something that many
people support and just *one* person seems to have taken issue with." Almost worth it just for that comment, I think.

...mostly anyway. It's not really funny when someone's left feeling as bitter as spook is, though.

*sniggers disgracefully*

Apropos of something else, I was searching on odd words just now and chanced back on Loonytunes' classic 27th Letter.
A504217
Occurred to me that a newbie like you () might not know this masterwork. I think the only public airing it ever got was AGG/GAG issue 1. UG immortality deserved, I'd say.

And now, I'm going to sign off and help the Weddell finish off this alcohol, so I wish you Good Evening/Morning whatever...

Pin *waddles off*

No, I know Loonytunes' masterwork! His Queue to the Loo appeared in a recent issue of the post that compiled its best features. You forget that I always go through the backlog of... everything. A new issue of the post is the same as a recent issue (And we'll need it, August 28th issue is cancelled)

Great piece, I think. I'll probably submit it. Thanks

Oh, and did you see spook's disgraceful reply to spiff?