h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Surfing lends itself to a plethora of undistinguishable terms and sentences, you can even make up your own words, and as long as they are meaningless they will sound like they have just come out of a Surfers dictionary. examples of such are:

'i made this awesome bottom turn and channelled down the line stalling for the tube, got myself totally radical in the green room, then gunned out before it took me over the falls....man'

'after paddling through the mush, i managed to get out back, and wait for the sets, after about 5 minutes this monster set rolled in and i took off late on the biggest wave, this was obviously not meant to be, as i didn't even make the bottom turn, i was sucked over and had a rather discrete meeting with the reef that day, resulting in a rather serious case of reef rash...manic!'

You know the strange thing is, even after reading your clarification "the wet type" I still thought you meant internet surfing... I gotta get out more...