Escape Pod Dreams - 29
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2003
No amount of school would have helped me.
I needed a private foundation devoted to my care and heeding...
It is a Caveat and an Emptor of (Dutt-dutt-da-duh!) MODERN (Taa-daa!) EDUCATION (Dunt-da-dunt-dunt-duh!) THEORY that (drumroll)
1. Proper training of instructors will lead to
2. Proper training of students and that will eventually lead to
3. Properly trained employees for the most excellent and fine national industries and
4. Properly trained parents who will help
5. Properly train the children before they become students so that the
6. Properly trained instructors will eventually have an easier time of it so that they can finish the paperwork that the
7. Properly trained government ministers of
8. Proper Training have so
9. Properly designed for them so that the
10. Proper statistics can be placed before the boobs in the legislature so that the
11. Proper funding can be allocated for the
12. Proper schools and the agencies that
13. Properly administrate them.
And then there is me.
No amount of propriety and property and proper thinking and training will have any effect on me.
I am the bad apple that upsets the camel pulling the cart.
I am the statistic that puts the effort onto the debit side.
I am untrainable.
But I am educatable. With a little imagination and creativity.
But that doesn't slide into the square hole properly.
It is unquantifiable.
Why should anyone fund something that they can't depict reliable results from?
You can't get something from nothing...
And a self-educated man is liable to think anything...
he wants.
