What am I? Who am I? And Where am I??
(
Before I start blabbing about who I am, I am a complete fan of science fiction so anyone who has a problem with that, push off! I am also a complete and utter )
Hi! My name is Owain (Pronounced Owine [yes, as in the bottle of wine]) and i am a huge fan of the "best ever author" DNA 
or Douglas Noel Adams! Of course, JRR Tolkien 
, Terry Prattchett and a few others like Roal Dahl come in to the category of best ever author too! 
Im sixteen, and live in a little place (about twenty-seven acres of sheer bliss) in the middle of a country we all know now as, Wet...No no no, im sorry to all you Tom Jones fans(), Wales! (No, we don't really like sheep THAT much in this great country! In fact, I hate sheep. We have these Norfolk Horn sheep, which are supposed to be rare, I sure can see why! I would love to have them for a sunday roast!) Anyway my nickname is Turkey, but you can call me 
!
I was born on the 24th of July 1986, in a small, and probably derelict hospital in St.Albans, Hertfordshire. I grew up in a house in Harpenden, Herts, and then at the age of three, moved to a small village, still in Hertfordshire, called Batford. Here, i went to school, learnt the do's and don'ts of life, and moved again, at the age of thirteen, to the beautiful land of Wales. And here we remain, Sixteen years after I was born, going to a strange school full of Brainiacks and blockheads, where I happen to be writing my life story right now!
What I like to do the best is... Have a 
with my friends and get as 
as is humanely possible!
If anyone has bothered to read the whole of this, You're a braver man than I... If you'd like to discuss this, please do, I have no better things to do in school than to answer things like this! (Apart from sitting with me mates drinking 
)
I am currently studying two of the worst subjects you could for Alevels! Geography, and German! (Very, Very hard if u ask my opinion) But am also studying the easiest subject as well - English Literature.
Here is a collection of my Guide entries...
A985223: Fish, and why they are so utterly gorgeous to eat!
A980525: The Campaign for stopping people eating FISH
A962543: An interesting, yet absolutely pointless conversation between two friends on the net!()
A952319: A Crash Course To Welsh
A942888: Eventuality
Thank you for coming, and Goodnight!
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