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I wanta buy a train ticket and a pub and a small carrot and a turnip of my very own oh, and a decent hair cut like not : date and time and money and work and things aside if I can and I can and I can and I can find a bed and a shopping trolley to hld my ternip then I'd like to come If I can if i can so long as there will be beer and beer and beer and beer and turnips and did someone say dancing?

Something, not sure what I'll buy yet but probably some and and maybe something else...

I'd have to buy plane tickets first, and as Tom has just gotten a guitar as a combined birthday/Christmas present, plus our computer's going strange...

You're already coming in spirit <vodka&vimto> 2legs it'll be great to see you . You can check out my new hairstyle

I wanna get myself a new outfit from the Bear Factory shop. Well I would if I had any money, I spent it all in the states wining and dining very attractive young ladies. I could always get Father Crozmas to get one for me

Zak

or we could have a whip-round, that should get at least one of the Italics up to the meet

I wanna buy a turnip that's exactly the same shape as a thingy!

Well we'll have a jolly good look around ALL the shops, especially those with a red & black colour scheme with little red hearts dotted about . I'll add you to the list Cupid, lokking forward to meetin you

It's not for immoral purposes, just for a giggle. The only phallic vegetable I've found so far is a butternut squash, which is okay, but isn't a turnip...

Oh dear. I can't make it after all! Have fun!

and I was just looking for an excuse to browse around in THAT shop Sorry you can't make it Cupid. Better luck next time

Any suggestions on somewhere for my turnip to sleep:? I'd not be coming all the way up to leave earlyh on the train so I'd be looking for somewhere for me and my turnip to sleep

chez minusoneraver does a good line in turnip accomadation I hear...

Really? can I book online?

Indeed you can. Just have your credit card ready.

Would I get a group discount for there being me and my turnip? s off to college

No, I would expect a coach of least 30 turnips before any concessionary rate can be negotiated.

30 turnips you say?; It can* be arranged

What have I let myself in for?