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I wish to register a complaint!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Nov 6, 2003
Hello, Miss?
I wish to register a complaint!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
Never mind that, I wish to complain about this....
*suddenly remembers copyright law*
....raisin. 
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[...] Posted Nov 6, 2003
Ah yes, the dried grape. What's wrong with it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad... it's not real. It has quite clearly been carved from a potato.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
I wish to register a complaint!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
Well, indeed. And when I purchased it not half an hour ago from this very boutique, you assured me that it was 100% dried fruit.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
well, sir, I suggest you look carefully in future.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
I looked as carefully as I could under the circumstances. Not my fault it was covered by a tarpaulin.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
It was covered by a tarpaulin!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
*looks around* Is there an echo in here?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
Yes, it's in the corner over there. It's $5,00, but we'll put something on the price for you.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 6, 2003
Right...... is it under a tarpaulin?
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[...] Posted Nov 6, 2003
Nah, nah, nah, the dried grape looks like a carved potato. Lovely colour.
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Nov 6, 2003
Never mind the colour, it's not a raisin!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 7, 2003
What does the label say?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 7, 2003
It say "Please do not read this label."
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 7, 2003
Sounds like a perfectly normal label to me.
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[...] Posted Nov 7, 2003
All raisens come with labels! Lovely wrinkles...
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 2: [...] (Nov 6, 2003)
- 3: dasilva (Nov 6, 2003)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 5: [...] (Nov 6, 2003)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 7: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 6, 2003)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 9: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 6, 2003)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 11: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 6, 2003)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 13: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 6, 2003)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 6, 2003)
- 15: [...] (Nov 6, 2003)
- 16: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Nov 6, 2003)
- 17: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 7, 2003)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 7, 2003)
- 19: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 7, 2003)
- 20: [...] (Nov 7, 2003)
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