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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 8, 2003
The label doesn't stick if there's no wrinkles, raisins are absuloutely perfect label-holders!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 8, 2003
Sorry, sorry, this is all FAR to silly
Off, off!
AND ANYWAY, its quite clearly not a raisin, its a prune for crying out loud! Are you blind or something?
Dear, dear............
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 8, 2003
Don't insult the blind. Just because i happen to believe that dried grapes who most obviously would turn into sultanas are raisins when you say the so obviously are prunes does not make me a fool! The fact that I am one makes me that! 
Cat
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
Luckily I have a copy of "Raisins: An Illustrated History", by E.W. Swanton with a foreward by Paul Anka. This should settle the argument.
Oh.
I've lost it. 
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 10, 2003
I'm sure we can all pitch together to write you a new one...
Page one:
What is a raisin?
This has been under a lot of debate and quite frankly we don't know if this is a dried grape, raisin or prune. But it is probably one of them.
page 2:
What does a raisin look like?
Well, it's got all these lovely wrinkles on it, perfect for sticking on labels that say 'Do not read this label.'
Cat
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
That's much more detailed than the copy I had...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 10, 2003
Well, it quite obviously tells us that this here is a raisin, although it could be a prune, salutans or dried grape, unless someone knows any more of the pages?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
There's never a raisin detector van around when you need one.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 10, 2003
SOrry, sorry. this is QUITE ridiculous
Just take your tomato anad be off with you
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 10, 2003
Yeah, I know. I think they get too many prank calls. And old people calling them out to detect raisins that are quite obviously peaches. *shakes head*
Cat
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 10, 2003
Be off with you, ure all young terrorising the keep left signs!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
I shall have to have a word with the Director General. *wanders off, disgruntled*
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dasilva Posted Nov 10, 2003
But but but but but....exactly how does one go about RAISIN' a raisin?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
Put it on a higher shelf?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 10, 2003
Perhaps he has good raisin to do so!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 10, 2003
Everything I've done is in line with currant procedures.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 10, 2003
Is that so.
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dasilva Posted Nov 10, 2003
I wonder if I could read the ripples on a raisin with the barcode scanners at work?
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- 21: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 8, 2003)
- 22: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 8, 2003)
- 23: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 8, 2003)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 25: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 10, 2003)
- 26: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 27: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 10, 2003)
- 28: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 29: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 10, 2003)
- 30: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Nov 10, 2003)
- 31: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 10, 2003)
- 32: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 33: dasilva (Nov 10, 2003)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 35: Star Fleet... (Nov 10, 2003)
- 36: dasilva (Nov 10, 2003)
- 37: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 10, 2003)
- 38: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 10, 2003)
- 39: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 10, 2003)
- 40: dasilva (Nov 10, 2003)
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