C.H.E.E.S.E.
Created | Updated May 8, 2005
Welcome To The Guild Of C.H.E.E.S.E.
  Welcome !We in plain are a bunch of loonys that have nothing to do and enjoy licking frogs.You may wander what our amazing title has to do with anyting, we don't a clue but we like to thing it stands for: Crazy Hitmen that Enjoy Eating Strange Eggs3 So you want to know what we do? Your message can not be take at the moment please leave a message after the tone-  4Sorry blasted thing, where was I, Oh yes, so you want to know what we do all the time apart from licking frogs, well we wage war of course! Mascot:We now have an offical mascot! - It's the Dophin5 from the song at the begining of the new h2g2 film! Our Favourite Frogs:6Fondo Man - The Strawberry Poison Arrow Frog. Cheese Anator - The Terrible Poison Dart Frog. Wiffy - Multi-flavoured Multi-layered Cheese Covered Poisonous Tree Frog *whew*. Chupito - So drunk he can't remember! Crackers - The Acrobatic Manic Brazilian Hippie Tree Frog . Gogenzola-man - .Hungarian Finger Eaing Toad Black Leopard - The Bloated Green Carrot Swallowing River Frog. Cheddarus Maximus - A Small One Called Barry. Cheese head - A Green Swimming Poisonous Frog. Maximum Cheese - Poison Dart frog Pyro-psycho-maniac-killer -1 red eye, 1 eye-patched eye called Popeye. Riddler of Labyrinths - Red-eyed tree frog The Badge:This is our great badge designed by Ford-Prefect:
Everybody has to have it on there page and you can get the code Here. Alliances:We are currently allied to:
A List Of Our Great Rolls7 (I mean JOBS not BREAD):Fondo Man (A.K.A. Cheese-Busters) - The great keeper of the Fondo. Cheese Anator (A.K.A. Ford-Prefect) - Joint 2nd in command and licker of the Frogs. Wiffy (A.K.A. cloned_madman) - Joint 2nd in command and Cookoo feeder and inventer of the Wackeo.8 Chupito (A.K.A Chupido) - Wackeo stacker and the cheese-frier.9 Crackers (A.K.A djago) - Main hitman and keeper of the Eggs. Gogenzola-man (A.K.A Captain Nuge) - Atomic cheesebomb holder and attack co-ordinator. Black Leopard (A.K.A Black Leopard)- Contracted Assassian Cheddarus Maximus (A.K.A Hussassan) - Directer of Cheese's animation. Cheese Head (A.K.A Cheese-head) - Hander out of the Frogs. Maximum Cheese (A.K.A. Maxxi mim) - Cheese cupboard Guard Pyro-psycho-maniac-killer (A.K.A. Ford-for-president)10 - Frog wizard Riddler of Labyrinths (A.K.A Elwyn_Centauri) - Music keeper and assistant to Wiffy with his scientific weird inventions!!! People stupid enough to have joined us!1. Cheese-Busters2. Ford-Prefect3. cloned_madman4. Chupito5. djago6. Captain Nuge7. Black Leopard8. Hussassan9. Cheese-head10. Maxi_mimmi11. Ford-for-president12. Elwyn_Centauri If you wish to join our weird gang please leave a message below! H2G2 Name: U Number: U C.H.E.E.S.E. Name: Fav Type of Cheese: Army at Your Power: Favourite Frog: Here is a little animation *cough* WAR!!!! The Attack of the Food!       11 |
1News is colour/color coded= RED important, ORANGE ish important, YELLOW why bother reading, GREEN who gives a monkey2 and BLUE genral Cheesey news.2If any one whants to give a monkey there is a rehoming sevice previded by Arthur-Dent Here.3Please note that to join you do have to be crazy, LOVE cheese and likes Eggs, but you don't have to be a hitman.4If there is a BT man around here can they PLEASE help us with our blasted thingablob.5To be prosice it's the 1 which is small and sings "IF I HAD JUST ONE LAST WISH, I WOULD LIKE A TASTY FISH"!6For licking!7In order of joining and importance.8See below.9This wierd thing is something I made. Its a cross of a spork, a frog, cheese and has a hint of black labrador and fish.10Don't ask11How did that get there!??!! Oh its my pet Spork called platypus!
