Here's a grumpy song to sing,

When you're sick of everything,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Every day you have some trouble,

Why not have a good long grumble?

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

When your boss is being a jerk,

Wanting you to do some w**k,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Someone's run off with your spouse,

You always knew they were a louse,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Money's gone and now you're broke,

Should you laugh when it's no joke?

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Grinning goons get on your case,

Saying 'What's wrong with your face?'

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Nothing happy on the news.

Watching it gives you the blues.

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Seems as if the world's gone mad,

Then they ask you why you're sad...

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

When they go on the attack,

Saying 'Smile, your face won't crack',

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Don't give in and play the part,

Sulking is a noble art,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

The postman brings my Giro late,

I reserve the right to hate,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Don't know why it's called 'welfare' -

I'm not well and it's not fair,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

Any idiot can grin and bear,

It takes a higher mind to just not care,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.

It takes less energy to smile than frown,

So lose weight by being down,

Don't hide it, be grumpy.