Jenny (and Fred the cheese)

aloha my happy campers

Cake, it exists, face up to it

i'm jenny and while your still reeling from the amazing originality of my nickname, i am the smallest moose in the world, i chain eat cereal bars and drink a lot of tea, i am afraid of nothing, save for the walruses that live under my bed, i flaunt my imperfections in a vain attempt to retain some sense of individuality, i express what emotions i have left through my art and in a loud voice to whoever will listen, i spout irrelavent nonsense at irregular intervals then apologise for nothing in particular, i believe in god and the consumption of food, i try to see the best in every situation and frequently fail, i worry constantly about whatever comes into my head and lack any ability to organise my life. oh yeah, i'm a 15 year old girl from south east britain, i'm uttery wonerfull and i collect teapots.

Fred the cheese is doing fine <

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PPS remember, life is what happens to you while you are making other plans

but what the hey, why not visit some of the hoopy froods i've met on my h2g2 travels
http://www.h2g2.com/U44603" >http://www.h2g2.com/U44603 Small fish
http://www.h2g2.com/U991183" >http://www.h2g2.com/U991183 Smallfurrycreaturefromalpfacenturi http://www.h2g2.com/U44603" >http://www.h2g2.com/U44603 Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese
http://www.h2g2.com/U46417" >http://www.h2g2.com/U46417 so long and thanks for all the fish http://www.h2g2.com/U435030" >http://www.h2g2.com/U435030 Bluebottle
http://www.h2g2.com/U94902" >http://www.h2g2.com/U94902 Roasted Amoeba
http://www.h2g2.com/U114655" >http://www.h2g2.com/U114655 Ming
http://www.h2g2.com/U46589" >http://www.h2g2.com/U46589 Jaguar
http://www.h2g2.com/U132526" >http://www.h2g2.com/U132526 Miss Angelwings
http://www.h2g2.com/U65771" >http://www.h2g2.com/U65771 Greebo T cat
http://www.h2g2.com/U40382" >http://www.h2g2.com/U40382 Peregrin
http://www.h2g2.com/U219960" >http://www.h2g2.com/U219960 MyRedDice
http://www.h2g2.com/U38390" >http://www.h2g2.com/U38390 Technicolour Yawn
http://www.h2g2.com/U105556" >http://www.h2g2.com/U105556 pink_sparkly_fairy
thanks to
http://www.h2g2.com/U27618" >http://www.h2g2.com/U27618 Madmunk and
http://www.h2g2.com/U45662" >http://www.h2g2.com/U45662 Vestboy
for helping me spice up my site :-) <
http://www.h2g2.com/U33699" >http://www.h2g2.com/U33699 Jim the wonder Llama
http://www.h2g2.com/U45884" >http://www.h2g2.com/U45884 Evilist
http://www.h2g2.com/U49658" >http://www.h2g2.com/U49658 Camp_Freddy
http://www.h2g2.com/U36425" >http://www.h2g2.com/U36425 Himble
http://www.h2g2.com/U50766" >http://www.h2g2.com/U50766 Fate Amenable To Change
who has kindly allowed me to live in her biscuits http://www.h2g2.com/U32728" >http://www.h2g2.com/U32728 benjymous
http://www.h2g2.com/U46995" >http://www.h2g2.com/U46995 ¤YK-47¤
if i forgot you please yell at me

animals were harmed in the making of this page, oh apart from the parrot, and the gibbon, and the 300 gerbils, oh and the lions just eaten the elephant

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