h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I`m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She`s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn`t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I`m her eighth old man, I`m Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

I`m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She`s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn`t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I`m her eighth old man, I`m Henry
Henry the eighth I am

------ lead guitar ------

I`m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She`s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn`t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I`m her eighth old man, I`m Henry
Henry the eighth I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry)
Henry (Henry)
Henry the eighth I am, I am
Henry the eighth I am

Yeah!

I wonder how that song suddenly sprang to mind!

Geee, I dunno.

....your nose will grow telling porkies!

You mean like Pinocchio's nose ?
Hi Jen, thought of you when I bought pepper seed today

Yep, just like Pinnochio

Hi Claudia.
Hope your pepper seed grows well for you.

That's rather mean, speaking of biiiiiiig noses and pepper at the same time. AAAAATTTCCCHHHHOOOOOO !!!!!

So, what kinda peppers, Lady B'Elana? Red, green, hot?

I do hope it will. I bought red pepper, cause that was the only sort they sold, but then it's sweeter than green pepper anyway.
I'll have to find a pot and some fresh earth first, hope there'll be some time for it this weekend.
Are you all thinking of Sgt. Pepper's lonely Heart Club Band now ?

Not until you mentioned it, -girl.

I do prefer reds myself for cooking. A nicer flavour.

The greens are said to contain more vitamin C - I think

Henry 8th died of syphillis and was riddled with gout

Spoil-sport. I still like what Mr Noonan and his mates did with the idea.

And what could be worse than a cave man, or a bunch of 'em, in your head?

Ouga Chaka ouga chaka, ouga ouga ouga chaka
Ouga Chaka ouga chaka, ouga ouga ouga chaka

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,
But I don't need a cure,
I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I'm high on believing that your in love with me.
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,
And I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.
I'm hooked on a feeling.

Rainy day people always seem to know when it’s time to call
Rainy day people don’t talk, they just listen till they’ve heard it all
Rainy day lovers don’t lie when they tell ’ya they’ve been down like you
Rainy day people don’t mind if you’re cryin’ a tear or two
If you get lonely, all you really need is that rainy day love
Rainy day people all know there’s no sorrow they can’t rise above
Rainy day lovers don’t love any others, that would not be kind
Rainy day people all know how it hangs on a piece of mind

Rainy day lovers don’t lie when they tell you, they’ve been down there too
Rainy day people don’t mind if you’re cryin’ a tear or two.

Rainy day people always seem to know when you’re feeling blue
High stepping strutters who land in the gutters sometimes need one too
Take it or leave it, or try to believe it
If you’ve been down too long

Rainy day lovers don’t hide love inside they just pass it on
Rainy day lovers don’t hide love inside they just pass it on

And what does it get ya?

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Sometimes, I get kicked about quite thoroughly. And ya know something? It doesn't matter, because I'd be that kind of friend again to another. Just my nature.

I know you would. But its still not a nice thing to do. It happens to me aswell

Ah well, I try to get along with the knowledge that it really is "their" loss, eh?

Yes it is. But i know you will still hang on to that glimmer of hope, that things will change.

Recent circumstances? Nope. Sooner or later, even I know when to close the on things.