h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Leaves the nasty girls to it*

Aww we're not nasty..just honest

You like nasty girls............admit it!!!

Depends what you mean by nasty

What would you like nasty to mean.......?

I could take a wild guess

And you would probably be right Serephina!

Tut, tut, Stuart! Bad Boy!!!


*slaps Stu's wrists*

*Gets excited*

*lifts up his rock, and walks out leaving Stu to the girls*

Officially the most painfull experience you can have are kidney stones that have moved into your uretha (the tube from your kidneys to your exit equipment).
It is supposed to be more painfull than childbirth.

Never having suffered with either I can't say which is worse personally

you think a wee kidney stone hurts more than a baby? my son was 9lb 5 oz, had a 35 cm head circumfrance and was 53 cm long..id hate to think what the width of his shoulders were.. i take it youve seen an average vagina? and a cervix is even narrower..

That's not what I think!!


As I said I have no experience of either so I can't comment on a personal basis...

It's what the medical proffesion think (or a lot of them anyway)

Most of them are men though ..in the high positions anyway

That is true most of them are and lets face it no one can have anything bigger better or worse than us men

Because you're complete babies who don't know the meaning of pain

Oh I wouldn't lump us all into that cattegory but as I can only comment on my own life's experience I would say that pain is one of those things that can be bearable at one time but not at others.

The level of pain is relative to what else is going on around you to distract you from it and what frame of mind you are in when it occurs.


Apart from that we are mostly babies who need looking after

remember that toothache Bed?

times by factor of 100 times 12 hours

and they give you morphine for kidney stones. We are told to breathe deeply and relax

12 hours? If you're lucky..I had closer to 30

I had a migrane in '99/00 over about a week between xmas and new year and that was porb'ly the most pain I've been in (I couldn't even open my eyes at one point)though it was a close call to the pain I was in after an opp' when I was a lad..

As to the pain of childbirth I couldn't comment!!