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Sho - employed again! Posted Aug 19, 2005
I don't have a problem watching gory stuff on anyone else, it's just on me that I can't take it.
"deferens", Edward?? 
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Aug 19, 2005
On a related topic...There was a break-in at my local pharmacy recently. Thieves made off with their entire stock of Viagra.
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Aug 19, 2005
All of you lot need a thorough spanking. 
I almost wet myself reading this... my employers will think I've completely lost the plot.
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zendevil Posted Aug 19, 2005
Plot? Plot? I didn't know you were into gardening?
Ah, sorry, je comprends; your nice new job with the FBI! yes, better be careful, if you lose the plot "they" will all say it's a conspiracy
*Ed, i got the vas deferens joke but i was married to a 
who got his mate to do a lunchtime vasectomy on him
*
zdt
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Aug 19, 2005
What did he say to her? "Oh cut it out!"
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Aug 19, 2005
You're all nuts! 
(Edward, I read yours three times before it hit me...)
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zendevil Posted Aug 19, 2005
NUTS! The girl says NUTS in a thread like this, oh dear! You will be talking about groups of aged bootmakers next!
(By the way, the lunchtime was another bloke & after the snip was snupped his very words were "Right, sod this, let's go for a 
then shall we?")
zdt
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Aug 19, 2005
My vasectomizer was an Indian doctor. Afterwards I asked him when I'd be getting my free radio.
I also remember...he asked me if I did a lot of cycling. Apparently the build up of tendon around the bit he was interested in suggested that I might. Have I already mentioned my school friend who lost a testicle in an 'unfortunate cycling accident' and who we called 'Orinoco'?
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zendevil Posted Aug 19, 2005
Er....no, Ed, i don't believe you have. Do pray expand. Talking of expansion, hands up who wants to hear about the after effects of the lunchtime snip?
zdt
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Sho - employed again! Posted Aug 20, 2005
*puts hand up*
lunchtime snip and the "Orinico" stories please
aside on cycling and associated pain in the genital area
Recumbentman Posted Aug 20, 2005
Cycling long distances on a diamond-frame bicycle is not a good idea. See A901036 "Recumbent Bikes - the Future is Laid-back"
aside on cycling and associated pain in the genital area
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Aug 22, 2005
There's no 'story' as such behind Orinoco. It's a pun whose interpretation requires a knowledge of 1970's UK childrens' TV.
(Google 'Orinoco TV' for elucidation).
And do, pray tell, give us the lunchtime snip story.
When my ex-boss and still good friend had his done, the next day he phoned in to work and asked me to pass a message to his (female) boss:
'Tell her I won't be in today. My balls are like two hairy aubergines.'
I bowdlerised this to:
'He's not feeling very well.'
I've just had my stitches removed and the physio has given me some hand exercises. Basically, I have to copy Francois Truffaut's gestures from 'Close Encounters.'
aside on cycling and associated pain in the genital area
Recumbentman Posted Aug 22, 2005
The Kodaly hand symbols (well Curwen really) for re'-mi'-do'-do-so?
God how I hated that sequence in Close Encounters. "Go up a major second! Down a major third!" as though that was more to the point, more Scientific, than saying "re-mi-do" or even "D! E! C!" etc.
aside on cycling and associated pain in the genital area
zendevil Posted Aug 22, 2005
yeah, i thought that too, pretentious crap!
Anyway, back to the lunchtime balls...
The op went fine, two macho types together, off for a pint after, go home & break the news to the missus "YOU DID WHAAAAAAAT?" and all was well for 6 months or so. then, one ball, it did seem somewhat ...er...more well endowed than its friend.
Next installment in a posting or two; keep 'em in suspense eh!
zdt
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Aug 24, 2005
Presumably readers are familar with the Viz comic character, 'Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles': http://chalkhills.org/img.cgi?images/misc/BagsOfFun.jpg
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- 21: Sho - employed again! (Aug 19, 2005)
- 22: Recumbentman (Aug 19, 2005)
- 23: Gnomon - time to move on (Aug 19, 2005)
- 24: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Aug 19, 2005)
- 25: psychocandy-moderation team leader (Aug 19, 2005)
- 26: zendevil (Aug 19, 2005)
- 27: Gnomon - time to move on (Aug 19, 2005)
- 28: Recumbentman (Aug 19, 2005)
- 29: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Aug 19, 2005)
- 30: psychocandy-moderation team leader (Aug 19, 2005)
- 31: zendevil (Aug 19, 2005)
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- 34: Sho - employed again! (Aug 20, 2005)
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