h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well if you're really interested...I'm sure there are all sorts of websites where you can watch all sorts of creatures licking their own or others' bums.

Ed, I'm currently listening to Dylan Thomas and others, & even Sir John B included, on http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/home.do which is far more pleasant than licking one's own xxxx hole I'd imagine.

I 'kin hate John B!

I thought I did too. But his live recordings with an audinece ( ok - upper middle class) are quite funny. U A Fanthorpe also has plums in her mouth - but she's funny too. I don't think they take themselves quite as seriously as we take them. That's the thing. The secret.
But even so, I'd still go for Simon Armitage, Dylan Thomas, Ted Hughes & co. if you put me up against a wall and threatened to shoot me.

Here is an interesting little arsicle regarding Asian toilet habits. pened by a Quaker.

Porridge anyone? Boom! How does getting your oats do that?

zdt*automod don't do jeus des mots*

Perview is my fiend.

here be le link:

http://www.quaker.org/fqa/fager/schiel.html

Even the URL is wonderful.

zdt

But UA Thanthorpe can at least write poetry!

I've nothing against plummy voices per se. If I had, I wouldn't be able to adore Decca Mitford quite so much as I do. My objection to Betjeman is that he wasn't born with plums in his mouth but stuffed them in himself.

They may have been damsons in distress.

zdt

-Well if you're really interested...I'm sure there are all sorts of websites where you can watch all sorts of creatures licking their own or others' bums-

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Bonobo, indeed.

Just heard that Bush has been kidnapped. The kidnappers are deamnding $10,000,000 - or they will return him!

I know for a *fact* that there are sites where you can see people with plums in their mouth.

Sorry, but when it comes to dubious sites showing plums in mouths I'm a bit of a prune.