h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hurrumph... do dah bebumple grump !!!!

Does one realise that there are very few web sites out the that will allow me to snigger with wild abandon.

Me likes to snigger...it makes me feel special.

Ahem... not that I don't feel special all the time... me is a very special cat as you all know...

So why oh why does me sniggering upset so many... many filters...

~huge sigh~

~even bigger sigh~

hugs Greebs xx

You should spend more time around here then... Not only can you snigger to your hearts content, but there are still many of your adoring followers who have been keeping stocks of donuts in suspended animation just so they're fresh for your infrequent visits nowadays...

Greeeeeeeeeeeeebo :D

I've wandered back onto here quite by accident today after yonks of being distracted by shiny new things like FaceSpace and Twatter... and it seems my favourite cat happens to be here today as well!

I owe you so many

Greeeeeebbooo it's been too long

*attempts to sneak up behind Greebo's back, clutching a paper bag hidden behind her back*

Hi Greebo

h2g2 is such a nice place me thinks... can't believe it's actually 10 years old either. Of course it wouldn't of been much of a place of it wasn't for me.

Me remembers being begged to join...

Please Greebo...

We need you Greebo...

Bless us with your perfection and you shall be worshipped all the days of your life...

and so on and so forth...

Quite charming really... ~happy grin~

And the people... so many...many...many nice people. All here for me... ~sigh~

So glad things never change in hootoo...

big huggles all round... ~takes doughnuts~

Greebs xx

Hello old friend last week I was looking for something when I found Shazz's address then I found an old quiz book of mine and there it was again so I sent her a letter I told her you had returned to H2G2 and that we all missed her.

Me comes and me goes... ~grin~... me is sure that Shazz will be very happy to hear from you... after all who wouldn't ~wink~

huggles Greebs..xx

and
Don't play Cheshire cat on us, please? Please stay with us for a while.

Oh my dear Greebo if only i had your new address i would write to you as well if you want my address you only have to ask

Now me would never leave hootoo entirely after all it is where grew up... and down... and quite a lot sideways...

As to me knowing your address my dear... dear ... Timelord... have you not forgotten the stalking incident... me sitting all forlorn in the police cells as the nice men in uniforms argue about ordering som smaller pawcuffs.. ~long sniff of rememberance~

... and no doughnuts for at least 10 minutes... totally inhumane... or at least incatane...

Hmmm... is that a word... me thinks it is... so therefore it is me thinks... ~wink~

Hugs Greebs...xxx

*Now* incatane is a word.

I am being stalked by a young ginger cat at the moment it comes running everytime it hears my door chimes *
I sent Shazz a CD
with a story about Galway The Cat because it reminded me of you and a story about Holland that reminded me of Shazz


*My own fault i fed him salmon

Thank goodness it wasn't a doughnut or you would have been in trouble. Has that young ginger cat got three nipples? If so me might just now him. Next time he comes running... scoop him up and start counting... ~grin~...

hugs Greebs..xx

I hope you are not wanting me to set you up on a blind date
As if i would ever give any other cat but you doughnuts my dear Greebo its like you don,t even know me anymore

Me knows you very well my good and dear friend Timelord... ~grinny grin~... Me just wondered what that other cat would think to a spot of light nipple counting... ~slightly evil grin~

hugs Greebs..xx

Harry* seemed to like it as i am sure most cats would and i know you just as well my dear Greebo

*Harry is the name of the cat

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