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~Grin~... It's well 'ard!!!

I had a go, but someone closed my notepad window without doing a save.... I'll have to have another shot at it....



Bassman

Please do... me looks forward to reading your finished sentence...

I'll have time on my hands tomorrow, I'll give it another shot!!



Bassman

Let me give you a paw....

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~Greebo tries to think of a word beginning with A...~

Tis hard... ~Grin~

I think my fave word beginning with A at the moment is Aardvark - but I don't think I'll go there this time

~huggle~



Bassman

Ardvark's are very nice... ~grin~

I'm sure they are, I don't think I've ever seen one close up. I love visiting zoos though.



Bassman

Me had an aardvark living in my attic once... hmmm... at least me thinks it was an aardvark... ~sheepush grin~... me is not sure... now me thinks about it...

Sounds like a joke.... How do you know when you have an Aardvark living in the attic?



Bassman

Well... if it'd been an elephant.. it would have come through the ceiling of course... ~grin~... hmmm... you have risen to the sainthood me see's...

It turns out I've been a Saint for ages, due to an adminastrative error.

I originally applied to be the PS of the Duel Entendre, but there already was one. AGB suggested I become the PS of the Well Timed Entendre, but I declined. I wasn't aware but I think I had declined after I'd been sainted

Never mind, got things sorted now. Strangely enough I never got questioned about the previous sainting, so seems like nobody else knew either






Bassman

Well who would have thought it... me is huggling a saint... oppss... forgot this bit...

~BIG HUGGLE~

~grin~

*wipes tear from eye*

I feel like something out of a Tom & Jerry cartoon - you know - that's been run over by a steam roller, and is trying to attain their normal shape

Do you obtain that superfeline strength from s in a similar manner to Popeye and Spinach?



Bassman

Oh... my... so sorry Bassman... ~grin~ me didn't realise me was so strong... ~bigger grin~ here... let me help you....

~Greebo grabs Bassmans ears... and proceeds to shake like a blanket until he plumps up~

There you go... all better now...

Thanks Greebs



~huggle~

You've been a bit quiet lately, been up to much, or just proving that cat's don't suffer from insomnia



Bassman

Me quite... piffle... tish tosh... and all those other strange words that me can't think of at the moment... ~grin~

Me is on more than ever... though part of the time is in my capacity as deputy Ed. at the Post... ~pround grin~

Actually me does suffer from inssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

~snore~

[A LOUD HOOTER IS HEARD IN THE DISTANCE]

Clear the area... Greebo T. Cat has final gone completely bananas... Clear the area... there is nothing to see here... Move along...Move along...

[THE LOUD HOOTER CONTINUES NOISILY]

Ignore all previous postings... they are obviously written in a deranged state of mind... Move along... there is nothing to see here...

[AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAA]

Oh my... it was late... my only defense your honour...

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Bassman