h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ATTENTION


ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD
LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.


























You will all be safe, I just wanted to say goodbye.

I take exception to that


I don't make a habit of abducting any one


*goes off to sulk in the Allaox* (His incredible shrinking )

Traveller in Time looking through his telescope
"Keep in contact via the sub etha "

That reminds me!
*runs to fetch his *


Ok, now I'm ready.

Noone told me I was going to be abducted by aliens, when's it happening?

Why don't sexy alien's kidnap ordinary people

*drags himself away for a minute*

Cor, they know what they're doing with the anal probe.

*returns to be inspected*

Have they got a viewing room there Roy?

I don't know what they found up there but they seem to want another go.

The world should welcome being invaded by aliens: it's quite fulfilling.

Roy, I think you're enjoying the anal probe FAR too much!

aliens? WHERE WHERE WHERE??!

*waves* here, Hi

YOU'RE an ALIEN?!

yes

*grabs her camera and takes photos*

I've always wanted to photograph an alien. *wonders how much she could sell the photo for to the tabloids*

*poses*