h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is going to be a ramble, sorry.

Firstly to cover myself I have put an age restriction on this journal - there will most likely be s, some more s, drug usage, sexual innuendo, possible violence and maybe even nudity .
I have warned you. In fact, I'm busy warning you right now.

I'm completely bored. I am now a master at 3D Pinball for Macs and I cannot get a higher score. I am also going through books at a rate of knots and my brain has now taken on the form of a small library. And I am a self-acclaimed artist. I discovered a funny little paint program on the laptop a while ago and I have since perfected the art of drawing stick men. I have a magnificent self-portrait which would sell for millions if people would only realise its value.

And my head is throbbing. (No Roy, not THAT head!)
And I need a back-rub if there are any offers and any arms long enough.

Blondie dearest has now made it an early morning thing to stop by my room and ask me "What's up?". After which I throw a pillow at her and tell her to bug off. Then about half an hour later she stops and asks "How's it hanging?" after which I throw another pillow at her and my language starts to worsen. Then I have to wait for someone else to come past to pass my pillows back.

The docter has changed my meds again. I'm starting to look like a druggie with all these needle marks in my arms. He came at me this morning again with that needle that feels like it's a power-drill going into my arm. Took two nurses to hold me down. I would actually quite like to sleep for a few days. That would be nice. And the meds they gave me yesterday made me wake up with all the symptoms of a hangover this morning - pounding head, aching bones, inability to see in bright light, no recollection of the previous night...

Providence came to visit me yesterday. That is my sister Providence. Not the foresight. And with her came Storme too (my 10 year old sis). Except that I'm sure my parents made a mistake when they called her Storme and they were supposed to have called her Whirlwind instead. She gets far more active everytime I see her.

As of last night they have reattached me to the machine that goes "beep". Or is it ? Well that's mainly what the docter says when the machine doesn't beep.

Hmmm let's see, what else?
Nothing I can think of.
Oh wait, I did say nudity in the intro... *flashes quickly*
Ok, all done now.

Wow, that journal does everything it says on the tin and more!

Sorry to hear that you're so bored. Have you considered calligraphy? Or writing a thrilling spy novel? No? Just me then.

Anyway if you need to rant just go for it. Otherwise hoping you get well soon.

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'...oooh and there's 'The Most Expensive Machine In The Whole Hospital'

Traveller in Time on his head
"Nao make the give you the upgrade you need and get well !

Relax, no rush, it can be done tomorrow as well. "

Yay!!! a Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll journal. This is what we want!!!

Keep up the good work Raven and the whiney little ers

hiya raven... how you doing? i think i butted in on a conversation you and someone had been having a few days ago.... thought imight just pop in and say say hello properly....
and i think the ing ers is appropriate....

Raven, it's gonna be a bit hard for a time (not to mention frelling boring as ) Just keep hanging in there, we're all happy to be sounding boards (as I'm sure you're aware )H

Have you tried the anagram game U726319? Might keep the brain cells running.... maybe even (sadgitsmiley> write an entry (or several).

I hope you're feeling more positive soon, hunny. It will come back...

Oh drat, I missed all the flare, the scowls and the nudity.

Ho, there's a lot more where that came from!

Somewhere on here there is a club for people with nothingbetter to do.

might find that interesting.

emm, online monopoly?

You might like to look at F2137311?thread=1602298 and maybe contribute.

*giggles* If you've seen my writing and insane attempts at poetry, you'd best be steering me away from those threads! I give the vogons a run for their money!!!