h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* imagines LW in flat cap, stick, checkered slippers and cardigan yelling at kids*

Oh God!!! That image!!!!

shay son! duz tha want a spitoon as well?

Bloody youngsters of today. I remember when I was your age. My age? You'll never live to be my age, God help us if there was another war.You don't know what it's like, you've had it too bloody easy, why in my day......Oh God it's happeneing already.

...and they´re just getting younger and younger... and lazier and lazier...

"...when I was in your age I had to milk ten cows, walk six miles in the snowstorm across the tundra to get to school, which only was open four weeks a year when it was to cold to freeze the snow...and..."

but, seriously, the youngsters are getting younger...my students are younger than my own kids!!! I wasn´t younger than my kids when I was a student...

So I said to this police man, does your mummy know what you're doing......
So I said to this bus driver you don't look old enough to wear long trousers, let alone drive a bus.....

my niece is 8yrs and as me mam said, she is forming a bust. When I was at junior school, we did games in playground, both sexes in vest and pants and you could not tell one from the other. Problem is, their bodies are growing faster,but mind/brain still way back

Well I helped a chap out at work today as he is also being given early retirement on grounds of redundacy. His pension is so small, I will surprised if he can live on it. God when I think I what I am getting, I thought it wasn't much, but God it would be financial suicide on his pay.

last August, I started getting my pension payed out(only 55), a mass £87.80 per month, social take it off, as its income

*puts up the streamers and sets out the tables. Checks the bar is full*

Your final day today LW!! Time you had a Paaaarrrrttttaaaayyyy of your own!!






Wishing you All the Very Best in your Retirement


lil xx

Traveller in Time visiting last minute
"Do have a little goodbye party "