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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 18, 2005
He gives many things to many people! Santy Paws is for the dogs, he is!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
Yes.
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...and maleficient cat beings....
I started to believe in such recently (last 45 mins)...
I´ve got vacation and had NOT planned to be up early this morning. 
dragon princess´s kitten, decided just after six this morning that MY bed, 2 inches from my head to be precise, was a perfect place to throw up a hairball...
Well, I´ve started the washing machine, made breakfast and 
, and fetched the newspaper....
Now is sitting on top of my back, probably looking totally innocent...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
I don't believe in Santy Paws! Hes just some fat guy at the mall, dressed in red and white with a fake beard!
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I thought that was Santa Claus...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 19, 2005
...no no no...EvilClaw's delusional...as usual...he's thinking of Sandy Pencil Shavings...the outta work actor who no one's heard of...yet somehow I still know about him...
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
WHO´S... FEEDING... FISH... TO... CAAAAAAATS!
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No one is feeding fish to the cat.
Santy Paws will give nice kitties fish at X-mas...
... so I assume this 
will be hungry...
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
YAAAARGH!
*transforms into 
*
GOTTA... HUNT... DOWN...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
There is no Santy Paws, only Santa Claws and woe betide those who believe in the other.
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
WOE... WOE... WOE...
I´LL BURN THEM!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
Burn who now?
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
Who believes in that heretic?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
Which one?
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
SANTY PAAAAAWS!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
Yes. He is a heretic.
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
I SAAAAAAIIID SOOOOOOO!
*coughes*
Anyway, my throat hurts. So will you help me killing his believers?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2005
As long as you get to be the one that tries to kill DQ.
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Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Dec 19, 2005
Okay, with whom shall we start, my fellow?
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- 347: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 19, 2005)
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