h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 
Ooh, all that stuff about Basingstoke was perhaps a little harsh. But, hecky, if you lived here you'd be kinda' miserable too. You would, you know. Yes, even you. But, then at the same time, I don't want to come across as some kind of awful Bill Grundy figure scared of change. Come on, I'm only 22...and so spritely you'd think I had a fistful of ginger shoved up my arse. My main point was that the Town Council do us no favours and our local MP ( who should probably remain nameless ) seems happy enough to gorge himself on burgers at young Consevative Barbeques and appear once a year in the local paper holding a really big cheque or else paranoid someones going to kill him. The worries of the world on his shoulders and a pair of thick, two-tone glasses strapped to his face.

Blimey, here I go again. Well, it's just so hard, y'know?

No, it wasn't to harsh.
I say 'pah!' to Basingstoke! (I live in Old Basing... which is really Basingstoke, isn't it...).