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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 6, 2006
Fignity? Crivvens I love coincidental freudian typos!
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Snailrind Posted Jan 6, 2006
Dignity is a burrowing parasitic infection of the mind. Decorum is a parasitic infestation found in wallpaper, bathroom tiling, and Ikea furniture.
The eggs will hatch in Ivan's soul in around three days. Then woe betide anyone who tries to feed him apricots with the wrong type of fork.
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 6, 2006
Forkin' hell - I sent him a crate of tinned apricots yesterday! Can anybody local intercept it?
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azahar Posted Jan 6, 2006
Eeewwww!
Icky eggs of thingys hatching inside Ivan's soul? Gross!
Meanwhile, don't knock IKEA. We got some very good tables from them last week - though had to pay a small fortune to have them delivered (we don't own a car). Talk about a consumer-unfriendly company!
az
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zendevil Posted Jan 6, 2006
Ah, but you will have to pay twice as much for them to take the stuff away when you find you can't erect them! These Swedes never give you enough screws to be able to do the job i find.
*hands hijacked thread back to smutmasters*
zdt
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 6, 2006
Don't do yourself down T&Y, you're a smutmaster aswell!
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Jan 6, 2006
I've never had anything to do with IKEA. Am I missing out on much?
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Jan 6, 2006
I wouldn't say so, all things considered. IMO, while they do stock a handful of good pieces now and then, for the most part it's overpriced dorm furniture.
However, in Azahar's case, the tables she got sound perfectly functional and like they utilize available space well, which is important in business-related equipment. It's just a shame that IKEA soaked her and Noggin on the delivery.
So I won't knock 'em too badly. And they are among several companies who don't make donations to conservative political organizations, so that works in their favor in my book.
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zendevil Posted Jan 6, 2006
Well, depends on your taste really. The idea is that it's cheap & cheerful, but you have to erect it yourself & the things have bizarre Scandinavian names with lots of umlaĆ¼ts & the instructions are in some medieval Nordic language that time forgot.
*If* you are very lucky you may end up with a pine table. If not; you end up with several planks &
Oy Roymondo; yes, you over there, tsk tsk; MOI? smutty? Anyway, aren't you supposed to be chained up & whimpering on the stairs with 2 legs on the willy thread?
*marches off to tell Aye Bee*
Poor Ivan, but 'tis your own fault love, with a title like that you will get every smutlover on hootoo over here. Don't worry, we all know you are personally a little with a fondness for totem poles & attractive kangaroos.
zdt
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 6, 2006
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 6, 2006
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