h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... Why does my life feel, currently, like its being scripted by one of the people who write eastenders?

All I'm missing is for someone to turn up and say: "hello, we're you're real parents and we had you adopted" and the weirdness will be completed I mean I feel like nothing happens the easy way round me. Or, just as it does start to calm down something else happens that rocks the boat I mean come on! what next ?

I feel exhausted, I just want things to be calm *gestures to indicate "calm" *

Is that too much to ask?

sorry if I snap at anyone, not a calm time of year for me and sleeping badly

and apologies for the rant


Charlie x



"you think that I'm strong, you're wrong"

Hope life starts treating you better soon, don't worry about Ranting, you'll feel better for it

I know hte feeling, a couple of weeks ago I felt like the only thing that hadn't happened was a murder and something exploding

Hope things get better for you soon

I thought they were scripting my life too

Yeah, no kidding, if you need to rant, this is the place to do it! We'll be there with s and

Think we're all being scripted luv, somewhere along the line.. We're just in different episodes...
Wish they'd write something a bit more upbeat eh..

*enters Eastenders as a new character*
I NEED someone to script my life. Coz I ain't doing such a good job of it...

Things will look up, Charlie.
It's like the Wheel of Fortune legend - all people are tied on a large wheel that moves round. Everyone goes up, but they all come down too, and then they go up again. Sometimes the wheel moves slower too and you're in one place for longer. But it will move up again.

Oh i *did* almost explode something

if it wasnt so hot itd help I think for a start anyway

was it a microwave?

no the hot was a refernce to the weather not the object

I meant the explode part not the hot part

Oh well it still wasnt a microwave anyway

I thought you thought that the microwave had overheated or something.... overcomplex like that...... anyway....

*sucks on a helium filled balloon and makes his voice go funny*


*giggles*

*high pitched silly voice* Try it

*giggles*


*hands you the balloon*

no thanks

*giggles*



*high pitched voice* no really you should try it



*hands you the balloon again*

*gets out a needle*

this is your first warning

*sucks some more air out of the balloon*



*giggles*


*high pitched voice* but it's so much fun

*approaches balloon with needle*

second warning