h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I need to get some mood stabilisers






And a random thought


Why do you hear about homophobics, but never heterophobics? Or is it only me that never hears these things



*wonders wether to be a heterophobic for the sake of it*











Jack x

I'd be more worried about someone being Jackaphobic it I was you

not possible

Arrgghhh! Jack!

*hides*

I know someone scared of banannas





































*chases GB*

Arrgggghhhh, a Jack is chasing me!

*giggles and throws a net over GB*




I caught I GB!

I did!





*dances round net*

Oh no, I've been caught by a Jack. This is a dark day for GB-kind.

whos annette?

*dances round GB with a spear*

Annete! Annete! Annete!

*stops and stares at Cal*



Catch the Cal!

*throws a net at Cal*
















I should start a collection

Make sure you put me in the glass case and not on that dusty old shelf with GB </>

I'm not homophobic... I'm at home now and it doesn't frighten me....
Banana phobia... The mind boggles...

Who has a problem Jack?

I have a friend who's petrified of BUTTERFLIES!!!
He swears that one BIT him once...

I've heard of heterophobics. We get them round here.

"I have a friend who's petrified of BUTTERFLIES!!!"

And me I'm terrified of them

Spiders do it for me.... .............................................................................
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I have a killer attack dog, who's trained to hunt down and brutally stomp and maul s

I have an evil who teases mercilessly, will she do, as an assistant to the

I'll give you a next time I see a