h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should warn you in advance, there is absolutely ZERO point to this journal. I just felt like writing something here since I havent for a little while. Its just drabble.

Guide Entries I said I would write: .... 0%

Things I said I would do in general: .... lets be generous, 10%

*slumps*

I've just.... arrgh! Sleep is taking over my life! And total and utter Apathy. Yes, Apathy with a Capital A. I've just been doodling away (and keep telling myself to use my LJ to host my doodles etc- and forgetting (really not good at regular things))and amusing myself attempting to destroy Cal in various MMORPGs (and just barely managing it on occasion- usually due to some unfair advantage. Damn Paladins! And no, I'm not telling you what site or what user I am - its a secret )

I just realised I've forgotten half the smiley shortcutes. Woes.

Muh. So lazy and tired at same time. *curls up in blankets and glares at world*

And the weather. To use the dreaded shorthand- ZOMGWTFBBQ? The WIND down here in the southeast is just HORRIBLE and the RAIN is just NEVERENDING... and yet, the spring flowers are coming up. WHAT is with that? We have seriously screwed up this world.

*slumps some more*

I'm too lazy to even finish this journal, you know?

Anyway, I'm going to go sleep and drink hot chocolate and bewail my lot.

So, to save me sifting, leave me replies telling me what you've been upto eh? I need to catch up on the gossip!

-Jack

Well the other day I was walking down the high street when I tripped over a thick book, stopping to pick it up I discovered that it was non other than the orgininal copy of the bible

Which was nice

You already told me that (Ps, I remembered a smiley shortcut!)

ok let me see


ummmmmm how about......







I went to tesco today and I saw an ape in the washing powder isle

Awww c'mon, just cause I need a hair-cut and a shave, that's no reason to label me.

I'm writing fan fic number 51

You're in a british supermarket buying washing powder, Nick? Well thats rather a long way to go for it. Do we have superior brands or something?


And oooh have you tried one of the Theme Challenges Reef? I've started doing that to fill time

I've heard that nearly everything is superior, mate. That's why we're coming over in September ... To see for ourselves.

A friend of mine has a couple of those running which I dip into now and again I'm doing a 'first sentances' challange ATM, you get the first line and you have to write the rest, quite stimulating

First sentences, eh? Dont think I've come across those ones. Oooh. You're making me want to write something now. With doodles. I cant write unless I can do accompanying doodles

I'm doing one at the moment, the line is The Day Had Started So Well

"The day had started so well", eh?
God, I can write volumes!

Uhuh. Its a little ominous, isn't it?

It seems like I should start all my journals like that!

It was only ment to be a oneshot but it's now 3 chapters long, that's how one of those days gets

Oh yes. Make sure there's a cat involved.

No cat but it does involve Prison, soldiers, shackles and an underwired bra

Ok..... sounds interesting.

I've tried to make it humorous