h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a pointless journal

....

just thought I'd warn you in advance

You see, basically I thought ZOMG I HAVENT DONE A JOURNAL FOR AGES OPSIUFYSOEIHFOU&ISDHFPIESHF I FEEL LIKE WRITING SOMETHING

.... basically....

And I've had a lot of sugar

*drinks water to dilute it*

And I have a headache and my stomach CANES and I haven't really eaten any proper food today apart from a cheese sandwhich and a packet of crisps and two donuts oh and that yoghurt this morning and ofcourse the pocky sticks *DEEP BREATH* so I'm probably running on andrenalin and I'm tired....


.... AND HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.... YET I'M TOO BORED TO DO ANY OF IT???

how can you be bored with stuff to do? WKJUDSYFISHDFOISEGHIO!

I feel twitchey. I forgot to take my drugs again DP{(FSPEORUPESOIHR! *goes to find them*

...

right, what was I saying? Ah, so yes. There isnt any specific point to this. Infact, I might aswell end this now

*clicks STORE... STORE... that reminds me of something... oh yes... I GROW STORE.... I remember that... was that it? nevermind....*

- Jack

*corrects title*

So long as everything is 'normal' for ya then, mate.

A sugar hypo! No wonder you have a headache 'scowls like a '

I know what this is really about. You got a new hat, didn't you?

you noticed!!!

*tilts it*

Dont you think its cute?

Very. Pink really suits you.

I know. Its my natural radiance that helps

Indeed, I've never known anyone to glow pink before. Green, yes (my brother went swimming in the Irish sea once), but not pink.

Oh, do stop your flattery people will talk!

Again?

Yes, again ... well I mean after last time *fans self*

I didn't even do anything last time.

not eating properly?


Why?

Yes you did


And I wasnt hungry, and then there were donuts, so I ate them, then I wasnt hungry again because my stomach caned once more, and then there were pocky sticks, then i was hungry so I ate a cheese sandwhich,


in short

*blinks*

*blinks back* is it a contest? *blinks again*

nope

Aaaw I like competitions!

*blinks anyway*

Besides, I feel a bit better now so I'll stuff my face at supper now then get fat and then you'll be happy, no? Yes?

I worry about your tummy