h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...Yep. I posted a journal, and then found something else to add. Again.

Check this out: a friend just e-mailed it to me and I love it. The original has pictures, too, but they're not important...

When you are sad:
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are worried:
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you smile:
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are blue:
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are confused:
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick:
Stay away from me until you're well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall:
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath; I pledge 'til the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends
and get depressed because you realise you only have two friends,
and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

PS A friend will help you move.
A real friend will help you move a body.

hmm.... interesting...

i had a very nice one the other day... it was really very sweet. and quite different. much more mushy in comparison.
anyone interested in hearing it?

"Send this poem to ten of your closest friends
and get depressed because you realise you only have two friends,
and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway."
i love that part!

I like the PS best
Go on then Arisztid tell us

I like the part about moving a body.

10 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

all though thinking about it now. i really find it quite hard to believe any of it at all...
i mean honestly who thinks about me before they go to bed? or at all for that matter... at least when they arent talking to me...

very mushy
but nice all the same

That is very sweet, Ari and I'm sure someone does think of you before going to sleep. It doesn't say what they may be thinking, though.

Guess.

I like it; it's at least mostly true.

i dunno.... i seriously doubt anyone thinks about me before going to bed...
i hope no mean things.... if its true...

Why would I think mean things about you? You're lovely!

you never know or perhaps you are the first thing they think of upon waking (gods, even mushier )

"Why would I think mean things about you? You're lovely!"
why thank you jerms i'd certainly hope no one thinks mean things about me... because i try and be rally nice to people. which make me hope no one think i'm fake...


wow! that is even mushier... and therefore even more unlikely to happen. for me that is.

Has anyone ever called you hard to please?

Now I have to be thinking about you first thing in the morning, too, to cheer you up?! I don't think about /anything/ first thing in the morning!

i'm not hard to please.... i'm jsut clueless...
if some one likes me, even jsut as a friend tehy'd better spell it out really clearly for me... and if any guy is interested in my he'll pretty much have to hit me over the head wiht a 2 by 4 before i notice... no not hard to please... just needing things speled out very clearly so that theres no danger of me misunderstanding or not noticing...

"Now I have to be thinking about you first thing in the morning, too, to cheer you up?!"
no... you jsut have to think about me before you go to bed... in the morning i rarely think about anything but what i'm going to wear and if i'll have enough time for h2g2 before i go to school...

Ah, so you're really a male trapped in the body of a gorgeous female?
Lucky you.

hmm... seems like it....

and not lucky me. if jsut means that i can never be sure if anyone likes me at all..... because no one seems to want to spell it out clear enough for me...

... where's my loudspeaker...

..ah there it is...

....

WE ALL REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU ARISZTID!!! YOU ARE A FANTASTIC PERSON!!!

There, is that clear enough?

...And I was saying lucky you becuase do you have any idea how many males would /love/ to be trapped in the body of a gorgeous woman for a day? Or a week? We'd never get anything done, of course, but who cares?! We'd be grinning!

And I was saying lucky...... gorgeous woman for a day? Or a week? We'd never get anything done, of course, but who cares?! We'd be grinning!"
well wouldnt that only work for me if i was attracted to girls? i mean.. hmmm...

"There, is that clear enough? "
yes. thanks jerms much appreciated!