h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My best friend in High School used to get boxes of sultanas and stuff them in her mouth (just the sultanas...not the boxes)

I have friends whod eat the box as well.

I could be a nun. Well almost. Couldn't live with chastity and don't have the figure/ gender for it.

I wouldn't have a problem except girl 2 keeps changing so now I have girl 1, girl 2, girl 2a, 2b and 2c. And possibly 2d. But thanks for the help.

I daresay if she could fit the boxes as well as the sultanas in her mouth, she would have...she was just rock and roll like that .

The beauty of being a nun is that you could hide your figure/gender if you so desired. If you have a beard it may be a little bit of a problem though...

maybe but theres also teh dormitary problem. i could just become a monk. Or not.

I think most places have shower cubicles these days...I'm sure you could do it if you *really* wanted to

Whoa. I wasn't expecting there to be a girl 2a, 2b, 2c or 2d!
Why would you /do/ that to yourself?!

My advise stays, though... just be honest. Remember it's possible to be patient and still get the girl, too. Or girls. Whatever blows your hair back.

What he said

Well I finished with girl a. Took me about three different attempts before I did manage to get the words out and there was an awkward moment in between me finishing and me walking off. Maybe I need tact lessons in things like that. Oh well at least I'm single.

hmm.... i really hate comming in late and trying to reply to tings that seem posted ages ago.. but to me were really jsut after i left...

anyways..

i didnt find anyone to kiss me better... there isnt anyone around to do that... ...

girl 2a 2b 2c and 2d? wow that sounds really complex.

and in a lot of ways i wouldnt worry about the tact lessons... it seems like lots and lots of people need them...
hmm... perhaps someone should open up a school or tact... and also i think we need to send a lot of people to a school that'll teache them to be nice, sympatheic, and ly

I had a day begining with S, ending with E and I HIT my head in the middle (or is that too hard to work out). The highlight was the stolen cup of the headteachers personal hot chocolate. The lowlight made me depressed the entire day when I put money on my phone, asked if they could check the number on the e top up card and they put it on anyway. It turned out it was the wrong card. Made me .

Aw. Hot chocolate was good, though... right?

School of tact... I like that idea. Teaching people to be cuddly would be even better!

yay! ly people!

that would be wonderful.
imy theory is that if people were more cuddley then people would have to worry less about people being mean to them... i'm not sure how well that'd work... but i figure how mean can you be if you're ly?

Exactly! More hugs the world over, I reckon!

yes! perfect!
somehow i fugure it'd be easier to start a conversation wiht someone if i knew tehy'd me.... erm... yet annother poorly expressed thing from arisztid...
but the catch is that there are realy some people that i'd rather not be hugged by.

Well yes, true.

Hint: learn to read people's eyes.

hmm... i'm working on that.
i was usually too busy reading theit shoes...

Well, you /can/ tell a lot about somebody by their shoes... but you learn a heck of a lot more by their eyes.

Just remember that your eyes are gorgeous, and you shouldn't deny anybody else the chance to see them.

thanks jerms i'll try and keep that in mind

Good!
Believe it or not, I've actually still got a window up with your e-mail in it... I still can't quite see enough detail in your eyes, so I keep having to go back to check... but I'm sure the next lot of photos will help.
(Don't worry I'm not about to turn into an obsessed stalker-type, it's just that I'm an empath... it bugs me when I can't read somebody's eyes well enough! )

Yep stolen hot chocolate always tastes nicer. Especially when it's from a symbol of authority. Like an english teacher making you a cuppa. Which also happened to me today.